Girlfriends

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Jarvis: Shawn has entered the room.

Shawn: And you got the door un-broken.

Jarvis: The door was… never broken sir.

Shawn: Wait… what? You mean-

Jarvis: Yes, yes I do sir.

Jarvis: Gus has entered the room.

Jarvis: Bruce has entered the room.

Shawn: Bruce! Jarvis hit me with the door on purpose!

Bruce: You deserved it.

Gus: You know dat’s right.

Shawn: Gus, would Jules say I deserved it?

Bruce: Who’s Jules?

Gus: Shawn’s girlfriend Juliet.

Bruce: You have a girlfriend?

Shawn: Sure do, Green Man.

Bruce: Don’t call me Green Man. You’ll get me mad.

Shawn: Oh I’m so scared right now. *Sarcastic remark*

Bruce: -_-‘

Shawn: 0.0 who are you gonna call? Gus’s old girlfriend, Ruby?

Gus: Hey!

Shawn: What?

Gus: Leave my girlfriends out of this!

Bruce: How many girlfriends do you have?

Gus: None! They all broke up with me!

Bruce: Oh how interesting.

Gus: You don’t know anything about having a relationship.

Bruce: I actually do.

Gus: How’s that?

Shawn: Monster has a lover?

Bruce: Yes, yes I do. Her name is Betty.

Shawn: Betty? It could have been something else.

Bruce: And I love her.

Shawn: Uh yeah…

Bruce: How many girlfriends did you have, Gus?

Gus: I don’t know… I had a wife once.

Shawn: No. More. Mira!

Gus: I know…

Bruce: Who’s Mira?

Shawn: You don’t want to know.

Bruce: That bad?

Gus: Yes.

Bruce: Oh well. I have to go guys.

Gus: Me too. I have a date with this new girl named Tina.

Shawn: Tina? Oh well, I have to go as well. Jules is waiting for me at the police station.

Bruce: What did she do?!

Shawn: She’s a detective, not a criminal.

Bruce: Oh. *Exits*

Jarvis: Bruce has exited the room

Shawn: Well she isn’t! *Exits the room*

Jarvis: Shawn has exited the room.

Gus: Time for Gus to make a play *Exits*

Jarvis: Gus has exited the room.

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