==> Type in your name.
Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you are obsessed with the INTERNET, ANIME, and staying INDOORS.
You sound a lot like your best bro's big brother, DIRK STRIDER, but you can't say you really give a flying fuck that you're kinda like that buffoon.
John: Talk more about yourself.
You have a best bro named DAVE STRIDER (who wear doughe-y shades to cover up his killer eyes), a cousin named JANE CROCKER, two more friends named JADE HARELY (who is like a sister to you) and ROSE LALONDE (who are both dating, by the way). You also met three of Dave friend's, a partially blind girl named TEREZI PYROPE, (his girlfriend) a tall male named SOLLUX CAPTOR, (who is obsessed with bees for some reason and has a lisp) and a short, loud dude named KARKAT VANTAS (you've heard from Dave that the two are in a relationship).
You live with your father and, well...
And that's all, really.
==> YOU DUMMY
==> HOW COULD YOU FORGET????!!!!??!?
Oh.
OH!
How could you forget?!
You have a girlfriend named VRISKA SERKET who loves spiders and wear an eyepatch to cover up her messed up right eye. You don't care, however, about her eye.
You love her for who she is.
And you always will...
John: Doubt what you just said.
