One day I was out with my boyfriend Niall, he had a big metal dick. I was going through my emo phase at this stage, writing fan Fics, cereal porn. I turned my duvet cover around, I learned this tip from www.aimeethethereipist.com . Niall saw my sexy legs. I fell out of bed and we had to call the cartoon fanbulances. The day before I had some beef with Mia and will, Jack and Ellie. I told Tom the tip I leaned from the website as he was sad and he said it helped. There was total shade. Anyway. The next day I woke up and had some cereal pork with Niall. It's coco pops and sausages. It was a great meal.
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The story of the metal dick
FanfictionFun chronicles of Lauren, Aimee and Metal Dicks. An Autobiography by Kaitlyn. Authors note: TomTom the navigator likes too switch his duvet covers when he is sad.
