Potatoland

"Welcome to Potatoland. Over here is the very famous statue o- Wait a second! You're not a potato! INTRUDER ALERT!! INTRUDER ALERT!!" said the very "friendly" guide.

Soon, a bunch of police guards came, handcuffed me, and pushed me to the edges of a pit filled with fiery red liquid. Oh no. I learned of this place when I was only a . Its lava lake, a.k.a, the lake that intruders get pushed into. To you, this liquid is known as hot sauce. To us potatoes, its known as torture. You turn the corner and see your very weird but funny friend doing his daily-jump-onto-a-cow-and-get-bucked-off sequence. Don't ask. A police guard looks at me with disgust, and says,

"I hope you die in pain." 

He must be really stupid, since every evil potato or intruder that's been tossed into lava lake has died screaming. I take a last look at this world, and the police guard pushes me off the cliff, and I hurtle towards my doom. But at the last second, for some reason, the lake forms a face that looks similar to my mom, and yells,

"Rise and shine! Breakfast time sweetie!"

Wow. Even the voice sounds like my mom. I must be hallucinating. Just as the tip of my nose touches the surface of the lake, my eyes immediately flutter open.

A/N: Cliffhanger!!!!! Don't worry, you'll be able to read more in the next chapter. Please vote, comment, and now you can go back to you business. Oh, and the main character is a potato named Larry.

Larry: Did you seriously have to make my dream feel like torture?

Me: Yes I did. Now be quiet and lets continue on with the story..

Larry: Oh fine, but you know me, I can never be quiet unless someone does-, wait, I don't like the look you're giving me. Ca-

Me: *Stuffs a wad of tissues into his mouth* Lets hope that shuts you up.*Smirks*

Larry: MFGHHGSKIIREWS!!

Me: ell, continue on with the story readers, enjoy!

Taewon: NO!!! I thought you liked me unicorn!

Me & Larry: 0.o...