Toby: author Chan why do you always were skinny jeans and long sleeves?
Me: because I am a siren and if I wear anything else shizzz happens.
Bob: *preverted af* i dare you to wear girly outfits for the rest of the book and you have to describe them each time .
Me: Bob I will eat your soul and watch your body turn to dust...
Bob : BETCH IDGAF IM A UNICORN *flies away farting rainbows*
Me: CHICA ,CHELSEA(toy chica), TRENDOR, BONNIE, SALLY.
Chelsea: yes?
Trendor: wat.
Me: bob the magical fucktard dared me to be girly so you guys get to pick my outfit next chapter.
sally : yay dress up *jumps you and down while clapping*
Me: okai den
