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Unique

     To say I'm a normal girl would be the lie of the century. All of my friends find me very weird, but in a good way... I think. I'm usually very shy. Around people I don't know, that is. But when I'm with my friends... welllllll, that's another story. For example. I will scream out the word BACON whenever I feel like it, smack Neptune(one of my friends, awesome name right?) upside the head for no reason, my voice is always dripping with sarcasm for some reason, and I will smack anyone and everyone. Oh yea, and the fact that I'm a werewolf, might add to it. Yeah, yeah shocking I know, but you better keep up because there will be a lot more shocking news to come.

    So anyways, let's get this show on the road by starting with, hmmm, right now? Seems logical. I just walked out of my house and started in the direction of my school with my older brother, Donavan. Donavan is what some people would call "emo" which, he is not. He just likes to wear a lot of black (as do I), wears black makeup (albeit very little), and wears his hair however he wants. Oh, and he is also gay. Soo... BEST BROTHER EVER!! Huh, now that I think about it, he should be the poster child for the next edition of Emo Vogue. And oh boy, is he lucky. If my mom saw me look the way he does, I'd be killed and rise from the dead, only to be killed again. Off topic, anyways, again. When Dona, a nickname he has come to loathe, and I finally arrived to hell late as always, we had to walk down the main hallway and turn left until we saw my best friend Alise, also known as the ever so wonderful Lis, standing by her locker lookin' all swag. Not as swag as me though.

     "OH MY HADES! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!!", I yelled.

     In which she replied, "OH MY TARTARUS!! I KNOW RIGHT?!?" Yeah, we're Percy Jackson fans and obsessed with Greek mythology. Don't judge! My mom gets annoyed with me whenever I rant about how awesome it is because, 'there is only one god, and that's the nino dios'. Like okay, that's cool. I'm catholic, and of course I believe in God, but I mean, come on! you can't tell me that a sword wielding, lightning bolt a throwin' king of the gods isn't a whole bowl of badassery!

     "You saw each other yesterday?" Donavan said, with a questioning tone of voice and a confused look on his face. He seems to make that face a lot. Or was that just his natural look? Yikes.

     "Oh hush it, DONA." I emphasized the 'Dona' just for him.

     "Hmph, whatever." he said, trying to act like he didn't care. I rolled my eyes and turned to look down the hallway, just in time to see a familiar face walking towards us.

     "Oh hey, Collin" I greeted while he, one of my best friends, approached us.

     "Hi", he tiredly replied, rubbing his eyes while doing so. Man, that boy needs to work on getting more sleep.

     "Yeah, um, I think I'm gonna go" Donavan said in a rush before quickly leaving. Oh yeah. Did I mention he had a crush on Collin? and I mean crush, like Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson(my future husband) siting on an empty Dr. Pepper can, crush. No? Okay. Not that he'd ever admit it though. Too bad he isn't gay. Cue sad face.

     "Oh...Okay?"Collin said, clearly confused. "Why does he leave whenever I'm around?" He asked, confused. Guess, that's one thing him and Dona have in common. They're both idiots, Alise and I shared a knowing look before we burst out laughing "What?!"

     "Oh Collie! Clueless, clueless Collie!!" I said wiping away the tears that gathered up in the corners of my eyes. I doubled over, clutching my stomach, hardly being able to breathe.

     "You'll find out some day," Lis said before looking thoughtfully into the air, adding, "then again...maybe you won't." We laughed again until Collin wondered aloud,

     "Why am I friends with you guys? Oh yeah, because you BRAIN WASHED ME!!"

     "You know it babe." I winked, Which caused said babe and Lis to start laughing. "I'm just kidding Collie, of course we could never brainwash you! You would actually need a brain." Lis and I laughed, yet again, while Collin fumed, muttering a "Why, I oughta..." yeah, best you don't finish that sentence, Collie... if you know whats good for you." a few moments passed after our laughter had subsided, before i randomly asked, "Is it lunch yet?"

     "No," Lis stated, with an obvious look on her face, "it's barely 10:44"

    "THAT LATE?!?" I yelled, causing heads to turn. Oh yeah. I'm turning heads when I walk through the do-o-or!! "Well... TIME FOR BRUNCH!!" I added.

     "I like the way you think" Lis replies.

    "Eh, I guess I could go for a bite... not in that way." he adds, when I wiggle my eyebrows at him, giving me an annoyed look. Hm, I don't usually get those looks... okay, maybe I do.

     "I bet you Donavan would let him take a bite any day." I whispered to Alise, still wiggling my eyebrows suggestively, which caused her to say,

     "Well those kinky bastards!"

     While Collie just rolled his ocean blue eyes, not hearing a word we said.  "I haven't eaten breakfast yet." Chills ran up my spine.

     I gasped, "You poor deprived boy!! Your boney as it is all eady!"

     "Gee thanks" he replied.

     "You're welcome!!"

     "You're welcome" He mimicked me with a high pitched voice, that in no way resembled my own. I actually had a kind of deep voice for a girl. Good, keeps my woes in place.

    Out of the goodness of my heart I restrained myself from punching him in the face, and dragged him out of the building with Lis by my side. We didn't care that we were leaving school with many a witness. They won't tell... if they know what's good for them. On the way out we bumped into, another one of my best friends, Tammy and I hooked my arm with hers without stopping and practically dragged her with us, I'm guessing it's hard to walk when someone's pulling you backwards. "Ow! That hurts! What are you doing!? Where are we going!?" She bombarded with questions. She asks a lot of questions, it got kind of ridiculous at times.

     "Oh relax! We're just going to eat!" I reassured her.

     "B-But school! and classes, and-" she stuttered, before I interrupted her. Sheesh! I told you.

     "Collin needs to get fat and I'm hungry, so we're going!" I commanded, with Collin piping in a quick "Hey!"

     "Oh, alright! I'm hungry anyways" She gave up, throwing her hands up in the air in defeat. I trained her so well!

     She managed to turn around and walk properly before she could fall... that would've been funny... bad, but funny. We finally arrived at Good Burger, the best burger joint in town, with it's cool 90s vibe, and went to the cashier to be greeted by my good friend Jake. Tammy was staring at him like he was a the Greek god Apollo. Nothing new there.

     "Hi, Jakey!" I said smiling.

     "Don't call me that," he glared at me.

     "How many times have you asked me that?" I asked him, with a bored drawl to my voice.

     "About a bajillion times." he replied.

    "And how many times have I actually listened?" I asked, again with the drawl.

     "Hmm, let's see... oh, right, never" he sarcastically answered.

     "Exactly."

     He sighed, and dejectedly asked what we would like to order, which I already knew. Steak. Boy, did I love my steak!

     Though, before I could ask for my usual, at that exact moment, the door opens and I turn around. When I see who it was, I let out under my breath an, "Oh, shizz."

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