A - Hóla amigos
Marc - Hueles a mierda
Sergi - stop taking about yourself Marc!
Marc - Besa mi culo, puto!
Jordi - sergi you need better comebacks
Nj - what's up with Marc
Marc - nothing I'm fineeeeeeee
Marc - I didn't mean anything
Marc - FORGIVE ME
A - umm yeah okay
Ger - "Do you need me"
Ger - "Do you think I'm pretty"
Ger - "Do I make you feel like cheating"
Nj - NO NOT REALLY
Nj - OH I THINK THAT I'VE FOUND MYSELF A GERARD PIQUE
Nj - HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT THERE WHEN I NEED HIM
Dani - you guys are strange
A - I've got some bad news
Marc - WAT
Marc - Tell moi
Marc - you know you want too
A - I'm going on holiday
Jordi - how is that bad news?
Ger - if you're going to Madrid, then I understand why it's bad news
A - it's even worse than that
Marc - I GIVE UP
Marc - TELL ME WOMAN
A - Barcelona
Nj - EH HEM
Nj - HOW IS THAT BAD NEWS
Nj - YOU CAN SEE MY SEXY FACE ALL OVER THE STREETS
Leo - actually my face is plastered around the streets more than yours
Dani - actually it depends on whether she shops at Nike or Adidas. Then we'll know who she sees more
Sergi - that sounds weird...
Rafinha - wait what? You're going to Barcelona
Rafinha - I heard it's a really sexy place
Rafinha - it's not like I live there or anything
Rafinha - totally never been there
Leo - why are you going to Barcelona anyway?
A - my brother wants to see a game at the Nou camp for his birthday
Nj - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR BROTHER
Nj - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR BROTHER
Nj - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ALESHA'S BROTHER
Nj - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR BROTHER
Nj - HIP HIP
Marc - HOORAY
A - it's not his birthday yet...
Marc - WHEN IS IT
A - The game is on the 12th December and we are leaving England on the 9th
A - So like a month away
A - His birthday is the 13th
Nj - so who's coming 🌚
A - me, my brother, my mum, my dad,
Leo - how old is your brother going to be turning
A - 19
Ger - COOOOOOOL
Marc - SO WHEN ARE YOU MEETING ME?
A - hopefully, never
Nj - that's a bit rude
Marc - :'(
Nj - it's okay Marc, you've still got me
Marc - yay
Nj - but will you meet us?
A - maybe
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FanfictionThe messages between some members of FC Barcelona. What happens when Neymar adds the wrong person to the group?
