"Dear the young one,
you have been chosen to be my father but first I must tell you that I am your mother, and my pet chameleon, Olivia, is actually your sister. My face is your guidance in the task ahead, of finding your daughter and your beloved leg. Not only that, but I am also a cucumber. You can eat me if you like, just remember that I am your mother and you are my father.
Love xx "
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Funny things to do and say to freak people out
HumorThis is a completely random book about funny things to do and say to freak people out, hence the title. I don't have a life so don't judge this book and most of these are my own.
