They immediately rushed him to the hospital. They said he was only going to live 12 days. They gave him pills to help ease the pain. When he got home he had to shit so bad he barely made it to the bathroom. When he came out of the bathroom he heard the toilet shaking so he hobbled to the kitchen and grabbed a wood spoon. This weird creature crawled out of the toliet, and he started beating the living shit out of it. He latter called the cops, they brought him to jail. He was put in a cell with a toilet, he tried to escape through the toilet and it worked.
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The Tale of Table Whore
HumorA tale of a boy who couldn't just sit at one and paid the price.
