When I'm bored...give me some tea...and let me explode...

Coffee...

I love how coffee fixes everything...

Tire?
Drink some coffee.

Headache?
Drink coffee.

Cold?
Drink coffee.

Some one makes you angry?
Bust them in the head with the mug.

(And that is how I start this)

(Why are you still here?)

(Really? Get out of here!)