Holaa!
¡Buenos dias!
¡Mucho gusto!
Just kidding ... i don't really speak spanish *laughing emoji*
It really ticks me off that I can't use emoji's on here... damn...
ANNYWAYY.
Hi! Im Kaitlyn Ratliff, I am 14 years old except my birthday is in like 4 days soo let's just say im 15 shall we.
Basic stuff you need to know about me before you become my friend:
1. I LOVE GUMMY BEARS
2. im really really really really shy and i most likely won't walk up and say hi so that's your job
3. I suffer from RBF, which stands for Resting Bitch Face, which i will explain later
4. Im single AF.
5. If you're weird, i like you. And you shall become one of my people. (:
6. I hate snow cones and I dont wanna hear how im such a terrible person because they're "soo delicious". I got my reasons.
7. Haters gonna hate, and potatoes gonna potate.
8. Im 5'6" and three quarters
9. I could honestly be considered legally blind if you took my glasses and made me drive a vehicle.
10. I love building forts. My inner 5 year old comes out when i see a pile of blankets and some chairs.
11. I have a very dirty mind so never say the word "Moist." because i will giggle every time.
12. I love the word "chunk" and "clack"
13. HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER OMG
14. White girl isnt just a stereotype,
its a lifestyle.
15. Im broke af so i might need to borrow like 10... 50... 2,000 dollars? (: (:
WHALE those are some basics that everyone needs to know about mwa before getting to know me because if you expect me to be laid back then YOU'RE WRONGGG. Im a crazy mofo that only does something if its mostly legal and will make my GPA remain at the 3.1 that its at.
Now i need to sleep cause its like 10:00 and you all know i slept in until 11:00 today but im gonna pretend im tired because sleep=life and i have things to do tomorrow (such as netflix and chill? (; ) duh.
Byqa!! (you will soon learn that that id my way of saying goodbye.)
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YOU ARE READING
Trust me, Im Much weirder than this
HumorI just typed this whole thing and my phone died .... URGH. Hai. Im tired of writing fanfiction about random youtubers and getting 3 reads on my unfinished books, so i decided to write a book about me in hopes that i'd one day be famous enough for pe...
