Chapter 1 Stalkers and Madness

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Hi guys! I just want all of you to know that my old account is vampteet. Whether you believe me or not is your choice and let me know if you want me to continue the kuroko chatroom on this account cause I can make that happen
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Kaneki Ken- there's nothing creepier than having a ghoul stalker...

Touka- sucks to be you Kaneki.

Hide- lol you have a stalker?

Tsukiyama- hello Kaneki~

Kaneki- how did you get my phone number you creepy freak!!

Ayato- I gave it to him, I thought It would make things more interesting.

Kaneki- I fucking hate you Ayato!!

Ayato- yeah yeah whatever you can't do anything to me.

Touka- last time I checked Kaneki broke all of your bones in your body Ayato-teme.

Ayato-........

Hide- pfffffft ahahahahahahahaha. You need some ice for that burnnnnnn Ayato?

Ayato- OH SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING HUMAN!!

Hide- nah it's to funny to not tease you about the fact you forgot that Kaneki kicked your ass.

Ayato- Why you....!!!

Tsukiyama- Kaneki has a cute ass.

Kaneki-........ Your scaring me Tsukiyama.

Touka- take your stalkerish obsession elsewhere you purple haired freak.

Tsukiyama- No I'm here to stay!!

Ayato- XD I ship Kaneki with Tsukiyama.

Touka- WHY AM I RELATED TO YOU?!?

Hide- wait Kaneki got shipped with a creepy weirdo?

Touka- seems like it..

Nishio- Why am I in this stupid chatroom to begin with?

Kaneki- you asked to join cause you had nothing better to do.

Nishio- oh that's right... I regret my decision

Hinami- what do you mean by shipping Ayato-sama?

Ayato- good question, well it's known as yaoi by fans.

Hinami- oh... What's yaoi?

Ayato- it's when----

Kaneki-DONT YOU DARE EXPLAIN IT TO HER AYATO IF YOU DO I'LL MAKE SURE TO BREAK YOUR LIMBS AGAIN AND TELL TOUKA YOUR SERECT!!!!!

Touka- what serect?

Kaneki- nothing Touka

Ayato- OKAY okay I won't tell her gosh.

Hide- wow Kaneki is practically glaring at his phone.

Renji- you guys are blowing up my phone with your nonsense.

Hinami- Goman Renji.

Renji- it's alright.

Amon- you ghouls are so weird

Kaneki- ah it's Amon...

Amon- one eye ghoul?

Touka- wait why do we have a ghoul investigator here in this group chat?

Hide- oh that's my bad i accidentally added him.

Ayato- WHAT IM GOING TO KILL YOU BLOND HAIRED HUMAN.

-leaves-

Kaneki- *sigh* I'll go stop him form killing my only friend -leaves-

Amon- wait one eye ghoul I have a question to ask?!? -leaves too-

Tsukiyama- Kaneki is mines okay keep you crammy hands off of him!!! -goes to stop Amon and Ayato-

Rize- this is entertaining to watch.

Nishio- someone screenshot this lol

Hinami- okay.

Touka- this is just silly to fight about

Hide- I agree.

Touka- sigh* I got such a headache.

Hinami- Hide-kun shouldn't you be worried?

Hide- nah I know I'm safe besides Kaneki is stronger than Ayato now.

Nishio- your a really calm human.

Hide- :D I just trust my friend that's all.

Ayato-djgahaoisgahkwiat

Tsukiyama-skagajfayqjcejat

Touka- are they dead yet?

Hinami- that's not nice Touka-onii-chan.

Touka- well I hate them so much

Kaneki- I'm done hurting them :)

Hide- cool.

Nishio- so you left them alive?

Kaneki- XD you'll find out tomorrow.

Rize-hm can't wait to find out
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~Later That Day~

Ayato- I can't feel anything I'm a bit numb.

Touka- serve you right.

Tsukiyama- I like Kaneki beating me up.

Kaneki- ..... What's going to take to get rid of you!!!?

Tsukiyama- I will leave you alone if you let me eat you. :D

Hide-.......

Touka-.........

Kaneki- Not going to happen!!

Ayato- lol

Hide- lol you'll forever have a ghoul stalker. XD

Touka- XD

Kaneki- *sigh* the story of my life.

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