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Pheasant and Ostrich

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I. . . I am Ostrich. Presumably. And my brother(onii-chan). . . Is Pheasant. Presumably. I'm not making any guarantees here, alright? Make your own ducking choices - That's right- DUCKING. You're the one that chose to read this crazy pop tart. Of...

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Oreo Banana

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   "It's so slippery..."
   "What!?"
   "I can't stop touching it..."
   "OMYGOD LET ME SEE!!! xDDD"

We're on our way back to our house home, when Pheasant reached back into the bag full of nom noms we had. And so uhm... We had eaten bananas earlier and we didn't have anything to put trash in, so I put it in an empty Oreo bag thing and just... he wanted Oreos.

So he touched it.