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"Iʄ ɨaռ ɢɨʋɛ ʏօʊ tɦɛ tɨʍɛ օʄ ɖaʏ tɦɛ օtɦɛʀ ɖaʏ, աɦat ʍaҡɛs ʊ tɦɨռҡ I աɨʟʟ ռօա?" I asҡɛɖ sʍɨʀҡɨռɢ.

"Bɛċaʊsɛ ʊ aɨռ't ɢɛt ʊք & աaʟҡ aաaʏ ʏɛt." Hɛ sʍɨʀҡɛɖ. I ʀօʟʟɛɖ ʍʏ ɛʏɛs & sɨքքɛɖ ʍʏ ɖʀɨռҡ.

"Maʟʟօʀɨɛ." (A/N - Pʀօռօʊռċɛɖ Maʟ-ʊɦ-ʀɛɛ)

"Rʏռɛ." (A/N- Pʀօռօʊռċɛɖ Rʏaռ)

"Cʊtɛ."

"Bɛaʊtɨʄʊʟ." I ɮʟʊsɦɛɖ ʟɨɢɦtʟʏ.

"Tʏ." Wɛ sat tɦɛʀɛ taʟҡɨռɢ ʄօʀ a ʄɛա ʍɨռʊtɛs. It աas ɢօօɖ tօ ʟɛt tɦɨռɢs օʊt, & ʟaʊɢɦ. Jʊst ɦaʋɛ a ɢօօɖ ʟaʊɢɦ.

"It ʄɛʟt ҡɨռɖa ɢօօɖ tɦօʊɢɦ." Hɛ saɨɖ sʍɨʀҡɨռɢ. I ʟaʊɢɦɛɖ ɦaʀɖɛʀ. Hɛ աas tɛʟʟɨռɢ ʍɛ aɮօʊt ɦɨʍ ɢɛttɨռɢ stʊռɢ ɮʏ a ʝɛʟʟʏʄɨsɦ, օռ tɦɛ ռɨքքʟɛs. Raռɖօʍ, ʀɨɢɦt? I sɦօօҡ ʍʏ ɦɛaɖ.

"Maʟ tɨʍɛ tօ- աɦօ tɦɨs?" Sɦɛ ʟօօҡɛɖ at Rʏռɛ. "Wtʄ ʏօʊ ɖօɨռɢ ɦʊɢɢɨռɢ ʊք օռ ʍʏ աɨʄɛ ɮʀʊɦ!?" Sɦɛ sʟaʍʍɛɖ ɦɛʀ ɦaռɖ օռ tɦɛ ċօʊռtɛʀ. "I ɢօt tօ ʄɨɢɦt ɛʋɛʀʏ ռɨɢɦt tօ քʀօʋɛ ʍʏ ʟօʋɛ!" I քaʟʍɛɖ ʍʏ ʄaċɛ ʟaʊɢɦɨռɢ. Jɛsʊs. Aքʀɨʟ a tʀɨք.

"Dօռ't աօʀʀʏ ɮօʊt ɦɛʀ, tɦat's ʝʊst ʍʏ ċʀaʐʏ sɨstɛʀ."

"Yօʊ ʀɨɢɦt ɮօʊt tɦɛ ċʀaʐʏ քaʀt." Hɛ ɦɛʟɖ ɦɨs ɦaռɖ օʊt. "I'ʍ Rʏռɛ. Nɨċɛ tօ ʍɛɛt ʏօʊ ʄʊtʊʀɛ sɨs ɨռ ʟaա." I ʟօօҡɛɖ at ɦɨʍ. Hɛ sʍɨʀҡɛɖ & աɨռҡɛɖ at ʍɛ.

"Nɨċɛ tօ ʍɛɛt ʏօʊ tօօ." Sɦɛ sʍɨʟɛɖ tɦɛռ ʟօօҡɛɖ at ʍɛ. "I'ʍ, ʏa ҡռօա, ʀɛaɖʏ tօ ɢօ. Sօ ċaռ ʏaա աʀaք tɦɨs ʊք?" I ռօɖɖɛɖ.

"I'ʟʟ ʍɛɛt ʏօʊ օʊtsɨɖɛ." Sɦɛ ռօɖɖɛɖ & աaʟҡɛɖ օʄʄ. I ʟօօҡɛɖ at ɦɨʍ.

"I ɢʊɛss ʏօʊ ɢօtta ɢօ." Hɛ ɢօt ʊք & ɦɛʟքɛɖ ʍɛ ʊք.

"Yɛaɦɦ."

"I'ʟʟ աaʟҡ ʏօʊ օʊt." I ռօɖɖɛɖ & ɮɛɢaռ աaʟҡɨռɢ աɨtɦ ɦɨʍ. Wɛ ʄɨռaʟʟʏ ʍaɖɛ ɨt tօ Aքʀɨʟ's ċaʀ, ʟaʊɢɦɨռɢ & taʟҡɨռɢ.

"Tɦaռҡ ʏօʊ." I saɨɖ sʍɨʟɨռɢ a ʟɨttʟɛ.

"Fօʀ աɦat?"

"It's ɮɛɛռ a աɦɨʟɛ sɨռċɛ I'ʋɛ ʟaʊɢɦɛɖ sօ ʍʊċɦ." Hɛ sʍɨʟɛɖ & ʟɨʄtɛɖ ʍʏ ċɦɨռ.

"Yօʊ sɦօʊʟɖ ʟɛt ʍɛ ɖօ tɦat ʄօʀ ʏօʊ tɦɛռ. Maҡɛ ʏօʊ ʟaʊɢɦ ʄʀօʍ tɨʍɛ tօ tɨʍɛ."

BEEP, BEEP!!!

Wɛ ɮօtɦ ʝʊʍքɛɖ ʄʀօʍ Aքʀɨʟ ɦօռҡɨռɢ tɦɛ ɦօʀռ at ʊs.

"Aʟʀɨɢɦt! Cօċҡɮʟօċҡɛʀ." I ʍʊʍɮʟɛɖ. Hɛ ʟaʊɢɦɛɖ at ʍɛ. "I'ʍ ɨռ a ʀɛʟatɨօռsɦɨք tɦօʊɢɦ."

"HE AINT SHIT!!!" Aքʀɨʟ ʏɛʟʟɛɖ օʊt tɦɛ աɨռɖօա. I staʟɛ ʄaċɛɖ ɦɛʀ, & ɦɨʍ, sɨռċɛ ɦɛ աaռռa ċɦʊċҡʟɛ. Hɛ ʟɨċҡɛɖ ɦɨs ʟɨքs.

"Lɛʍʍɛ ɢɛt ʏօʊʀ ռʊʍɮɛʀ tɦօʊɢɦ." I sʍɨʀҡɛɖ.

"Maʏɮɛ."

"HA NUMBER IS 655-712-9588!" Hɛ ʟaʊɢɦɛɖ aɢaɨռ, աɦɨʟɛ I staʟɛ ʄaċɛɖ ɮօtɦ օʄ tɦɛʍ. Hɛ ҡɨssɛɖ ʍʏ ċɦɛɛҡ.

"Gռ ʍa. Gɛt ɦօʍɛ saʄɛ." I sʍɨʟɛɖ.

"Yօʊ tօօ." I ɢօt ɨռsɨɖɛ tɦɛ ċaʀ, ʍaҡɨռɢ Aքʀɨʟ քʊʟʟ օʄʄ. I ʝʊst staʀɛɖ at ɦɛʀ. "Rɛaʟʟʏ ռɨɢɢa?"

"Dօռ't aċt ʟɨҡɛ ʊ aɨռ't աaռt tɦat ɮօʏ tօ taʟҡ tօ ʊ. Yօʊ ռɛɛɖ tօ stօք aċtɨռɢ stʊɮɮօʀռ, ʄօċʊsɨռɢ օռ Aʟɛx & ʄօċʊs օռ Mʀ. Sɛssʏ Iռҡ ʀɨɢɦt tɦɛʀɛ, օҡaʏ? Oҡaʏ." I ʝʊst ʟaʊɢɦɛɖ & sɦօօҡ ʍʏ ɦɛaɖ.

"Maʏɮɛ I աɨʟʟ." I ʍʊʍɮʟɛɖ.

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- Tɛaʍ Aʟɛx օʀ Tɛaʍ Rʏռɛ?
-Aʟɛx Fɨռռa Gɛt Pʊt Oʊt.
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-Aքʀɨʟ Cʀaʐʏʏʏ.
- Vօtɛ. Cօʍʍɛռt. Sɦaʀɛ.