Drunk texts him for you

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Stan:
Stan: heyyyy babe
(Y/n): Are you okay?
Stan:WEre do I live ?

Kyle:
Kyle: (Y/nnnnnnnnnn)!!
(Y/n): what?
Kyle:guEes what.
(Y/n): what?
Kyle: ich liebe dich.
(Y/n): Dfuck?
Kyle: it means I love you in German dahhh.

Kenny:
Kenny: babE why?
(Y/n):.....why what?
Kenny: WHYYYYYyy!!!
(Y/n): god damid why what!!
Kenny: whyYy is VoDtka so good As yU?

Cartman:
Cartman:(y/nnnn)!!
(Y/n): what?!
Cartmam: I LosT my phOne!
(Y/n): your talking with what?!
Cartman:....my phone
(Y/n): I'm dating an idiot

Graig:
Craig: you're so beauTifUl
(Y/n): babee......Are you okey?
Craig: yes why?
(Y/n):Are you dunk?
Craig: yes why?
(Y/n):Where are you?
Craig: yes why?
(Y/n): Craigggggggg!

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