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The mystery that is Tony Stark

<Natasha> 

ANYWAYS, is there any other possible reason Stark is acting weird?

<Capsicle>

Oh jesus no, maybe he has cancer and wouldn't tell us because we'll be sad?

*everybody starts sobbing*

<Science Bro!> 

No we didn't *glares at author* 

<Birdie>

That's the fourth wall someone broke in this week! First by Loki, second by Tony joking around in the iron man suit, and third by Bruce whom someone poked with a needle, not mentioning any names, and now you!

<Me the god of this AU world>

Hehe sorry I'll just slide back into reality and fix your fourth wall, go on, forget bout me

<Science Bro!> 

Okay, ANYWAYS, we are the Avengers, not some soap opera. 

[Tony Stark is online] 

<Tony Stark> 

Hey...

<Capsicle>

Tony are you okay? What happened? Do you need an ambulance?

<Science Bro!>

ahem AHEM 

<Capsicle>

Oh sorry

<Birdie>

I swear our lives seem to be revolving into a giant soap opera 

<Natasha>

Agreed, let's go kill some stuff before they start the "this is my bestfriend aka boyfriend fight" 

[Birdie and Natasha is offline]

<Science Bro!>

So whats' wrong?

<Tony Stark>

I don't know how to say this but...but...I've been diagnose with rhinorrhea, xerostomiath and I have borborygmus

<Capsicle>

Noooooo why?

<Science Bro!>

Stark, did you really think you can fool me with your fancy Greek official medical terms?

<Tony Stark>

Ah...no

<Capsicle>

confused?

<Science Bro!>

What he said basically meant: I've been diagnosed with runny nose, dry mouth and I have rumbling in  the stomach

<Capsicle>

One day I could be as smart as you two, have a family and kill Tony Stark in his sleep

<Tony Stark>

One of them is not like the other

<Capsicle>

ANYWAYS, what''s really wrong with you?

<Tony Stark>

I um...

[Natasha and Birdie is online]

<Tony Stark>

Government now see it a must for me to have regular therapy sessions

<Natasha and Birdie>

We're baaaack! 

<Natasha and Birdie>

Whut? Just in time for the drama *grabs popcorn*

<Everybody>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERAPY SESSIONS? LOLZ GOOD LUCK

<Tony Stark>

i don't have a friends or an Avengers team what are you talking about, I don't know those sadistic bastards called Avengers

<Natasha>

Come on it's pretty funny you know, the great Tony Stark, Iron Man, sitting in a therapy room talking about his feelings

<Tony Stark>

My life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background, I have no feelings or soul. And I literally do not have a heart

<Science Bro!>

We're so going to spy your ass, Stark 

<Capsicle> 

Count me in

<Natasha and Birdie>

Us too, for revenge is served best cold *grins*

<Tony Stark>

Why do I hang out with you guys

<Everybody>

We ask ourselves that question every single day

<Capsicle> 

Since we always end by eating food anyway, let's go get poptarts and prepare some for Thor when he comes back! 

<Birdie>

Someday we'll be too fat to function

<Tony Stark>

And I will regret this on that day when it comes, then. Let's gooooo

<Everybody is offline>

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Dooone! I'll try to update more regularly, special thanks to Sammy_Dean_Cas for your support haha you're the first one to comment!