The King of Jerks!

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Well siguro? talent extraordinaire nga naman ang maglitanya ng paulit ulit sa tenga ko araw araw nakakakulili

2. a marvelous example (usually followed by of ).

Marvelous? psh! next!

3. something wonderful or marvelous; a wonder.

YUCK!

4. something abnormal or monstrous.

AYUN! Perfect definition! mouhahahaha!

5. Archaic . something extraordinary regarded as of prophetic significance.

Extraordinary and Prophetic significance niya mukha niya! Nakasimangot akong napalingon sa kanya. In fairness to this guy he's got the looks, raven sharp eyes aristocratic nose, full and perfect set of lips. He actually looks like those heroes on those romance pocketbooks. And I bet pag nagcosplay siya he would simply look marvelous and---

O____O WHAT THE HELL RAN?! You're admiring that jerk?! THAT KING OF JERKS?!

erase eras erase! Sa lahat ng depinisyon sa kanya dito ay dun lang ako sa number four nag-aagree! o di sige siya na prodigy! abnormal and monstrous! and by that I laughed out loud habang sinusubukan kong i-delete ang mga nauna kong naisip kanina.

Pero biglang natigil yung pagtawa ko ng makita ko siya, oo na sige na inaamin ko na ang gwapo nga niya, kumag peste! di sige siya na perfect. Siya na pogi siya na henyo, siya na physically fit, musically inclined at siya na din mayabang! actually hindi naman ito mayabang sadyang peste lang siya sa buhay ko.

Nakita ko siya na napatingin sa akin, hindi ko alam pero ako ang favorite target nito lagi nalang, nakita ko kung paano niya tinignan ang green kong buhok! pesteh! palapit na siya sa akin! Well sige mag siraan tayo ng araw!

"Good Morning Ms. Figueroa, mukhang napuno naman ngayon ng lumot yang ulo mo" tudyo nito! napasinghap ako! this guy is the most insulting guy I've ever known in my entire life! letse ito! lumot daw? ang kapal ng pagmumukha!!!!

"Excuse me! Bulag ka? hindi ito lumot! this is called wig! prodigy ka iyon lang hindi mo pa alam?" sabi ko sa kanya, ngumiti ito, yun bang exasperated ba na ngiti.

"Kahit ano pa yan Ms. Figueroa, those are---"

"Yeah yeah this and that and those are forbidden blah blah blah! well Mr. Montez! hindi nagkakaroon ng difference sa learning abilities ng isang tao sa---"

"That's not the point, the point is this school have rules Ms. Figueroa and if you break them you'll have to deal with me" anito, ay leche ang antipatiko talaga ng kumag na ito! mantakin mo yun? he cut me off?

"How dare you cut me off! sabi nila gentleman ka dapat!"

"Wag mong ilihis ang usapan Ms.Figueroa, ang wig mo ang issue natin dito"

"Ewan ko sa iyo!" sabi ko at nagwalk out na ako. Kuuu! Nakaka-asaaaar! aminado ako I lost this round! Kinuha ko ang tickler notebook ko and my colored pen saka ako nagdrawing ng isang stick man na may sungay at may pangil na naka-kapa. At sinulatan ko ng "RIGID" sa may ibaba nun saka ko pinalipad sa hangin.

May araw ka din sakin!

Rigid's POV

 I looked at the walking girl incredulously, she just stormed off after a conversation and just wrote something in her notebook. Talk about weird. But I can't believe that girl, sa inaraw araw na ginawa ng diyos yang babaeng yun ang nagpapsakit ng ulo ko, mas isip bata pa yata sa kapatid ko yun.

Who was she again? Ran Figueroa? the cosplay queen?huh! I am quite surprised may mga tao palang ganoon, well siguro yun ang preference nila it's their form of art, but I find it really...how would you put it..Hmm bizarre! yeah that's the term. They actually waste money, effort and time looking like japanese animes. Well it's their business, I'm just stating my opinion so bite me, I don't really live in their fantasy world so maybe I don't share their love for it. But in all fairness to them their community is quite peaceful but that girl is different, araw araw naka-cosplay!

I don't know in any perspective but that girl seems to always bring out the worst in me. Araw araw ay sigurado akong may violation siya, hay naku. mamaya ko na aatupagin ang pagtatama sa ugali ng babaeng amazona na iyon, as for now. Duty calls.

Ng may nakita akong pinalipad siyang papel sa ere. At ngayon nagkakalat pa siya? I went to pick it up to see a paper with a drawing of a demonic looking stick man with horns and fangs with a cape along with my name underlined on it.

"Very funny Miss Figueroa." And very interesting indeed. Huh, I think my life as the president of this school just got a little more interesting.

__to be continued.

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