Band Director: Pencil check.
Silence.
Band kid's: Oh shit.
Rushing around room, grabbing other people's pencil, searching bags.
Teacher silently shaking head wondering why he even bothers.
Band Director: Music check.
Random Band Kid: Holy shizz nizz.
People grinning triumphantly.
Band Director: Today we will be going outside-
Groans going through the room.
Band Director: to practice. So please get all your things together. Because once I close this door you won't be coming back in until the bell rings. Am I clear?
Band kids: Yes sir.
Shuffling around the room getting shit together.
Walking outside, Teacher closes door.
Random band kid: Oh nizz I forgot the Fight Song.
Band Director: Too bad you're not going back inside.
Groans.
Getting called on for a solo, when your not prepared.
Not having your instrument.
-shivers-
No Water.
Forgotten music.
Breaking your instrument.
Breaking your reed.
Not having your reed.
Not cleaning your instrument.
Losing your place in a song.
Letting other people touch their instruments.
Getting called on.
Fucking up.
Outside practice.
No slide oil.
No grease.
Not eating before a game.
Not going to the bathroom before the game.
Being late.
Laughing during a song.
Scales.
Explaining to a teacher why your late because of your instrument.
Getting food in your instrument.
Squeaking.
Getting someone else's spit on them.
Sharing reeds.
Fucking up a song.
Forgetting a piece of your instrument.
Not practicing.
No hair tie.
And many more.
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