Zodiacs

Leo's guide to being FABULOUS like him and the other signs!

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Leo: *blushes*Okay! Next is Gemini on how to be a prankster!

Gemini: Okay, Quill! *whispers in ear* remember this is just for beginners! You'll get better later on!

Quill: Okay!

Leo: Okay try me!

Quill: Do you like Sweet Honey Ice Tea?

Leo: Yes, I love it! I have tons of it at home! But what does this have to do with being fabulous at pranking?

Gemini: *laughs* I'll be sure to give you some whenever I finish eating beans!

Leo: Huh?
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Leo: Now Cancer! Cancer teach Quill how to have a emotion!

Cancer: Okay!

Quill: Eh?

Cancer: So imagine you're mother just died, you dont have money to pay rent, and you just got fired!

Quill: I feel sad.

Cancer: *BURSTS OUT CRYING* WAHH! What am I going to do?!

Quill: This is just a scenario! *pats cancer* Okay, buddy?

Cancer: *moist eyes* Y-you sure?

Quill: Yeah buddy, remember? Mark covers all the expenses!

Cancer: O-okay!

Leo: *facepalm*
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Leo: Okay! So to be as fabulous as me, you need to be charming and a leader! I am the leader of the zodiac after all!

Quill: wha?

Leo: *grabs Quill's hand* *serious voice* Don't worry. I will lead us through everything. The shit that they throw at us doesn't mean anything!

Quill: *blushes* E-e-h?

Leo: Good right? Did ya take notes?

Quill: Uhm! HOW DO YOU TURN ALL SERIOUS LIKE THAT?!

Leo: Geez I thought you were taking notes!
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Virgo: No.

Leo: Please?

Virgo: Fine.

Virgo: *clenches teeth* To be smart you have to be.....

Leo: *looks at virgo expectantly*

Virgo: You have to be born with it! SO SUCKS TO BE YOU LEO! *runs off*

Leo: ◕︵◕

Quill: *laughs ass of*
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Leo: *blushes* Uhm... How to socialize like Libra....

Libra: Quill is fine as it is! She is an ambivert! So leave her alone! And readers... You're perfect to!

Leo: right...*walks away*

Quill: 0-0 odd....
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Leo: How to be as seductive as a Scorpio!  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *insert eyebrow wiggle*

Scorpio: *twirls Quill around* You know, that outfit looks adorable on you, but.... *leans in and whispers in ear* It would look better... Off.

Quill: *blushes* AHHH,

Scorpio: Don't worry Quill, I know you aren't a lesbian, and besides I have a boyfriend! *walks away*

Leo: *smirks*

Quill: Tch! *writes down notes*

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Leo: How to be a fabulous photographer like Sagittarius

Sagittarius: First you act a bit shy, and then you look at your camera and hint it towards them, and then voila you have your picture!

Quill: Okay! Leo! P-p-picture? *looks down at camera*

Leo: Awh, alright!

Quill: H-hold still! *takes picture*
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Capricorn: I know what you're going to ask, so, just set a mind goal for yourself,  and push, push, and push. And when everything seems hard, just remember youre mind set. Well later! *walks of*

Quill: ALRIGHT!
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Leo: aquarius! Please. Just show her how to be Fabulously Stubborn.

Aquarius: No.

Leo: B-but.

Aquarius: No.

Leo: WHY?!

Aquarius: Because no.

Quill: Thanks Aquarius! You sure taught me a lot. How to say no to leo!
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Pisces: zzzz.

Leo: Awh, too bad she's sleeping!

Pisces: *pulls Quill onto bed* to... Sleep 'fabulously'... Just.... *yawns* sleep.

Quill: Fine by me! *sleeps* zzzz

Leo: COUNT ME IN! *sleeps with them on bed*
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Hey guys did you like this little sort of skit thingy? Hope so! Sorry If it was too long for your liking! Well anyhow Love ya~!

               💋✌🏼️~jaa ne~✌🏼💋