Cookbook.

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by wolffang333

by wolffang333

WEIRD SIDE: COOKBOOK COOKBOOK GIVES ME A COOKNOOK. OOOOOHH. Cooknook makes me think of noodles. Noodles make me think of chicken noodle soup. I like chicken. I ate a piece of dried chicken that was actually a dog treat. Didn't taste-

Picky-Food-Eater side: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DIDN'T TASTE BAD IT TASTED HORRIBLE!!!! I AM SUPRISED WE DIDN'T PUKE!!!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!!

WEIRD SIDE: WE DIDN'T PUKE THOUG SO IT IS OKAY YEP YEP YEP!! EVERYTHING IS A.O.K.

BORED SIDE: THIS IS SOOOOO STUPID. I AM SO BORED. BORED BORED BORED!!!!! THIS IS CLASS A STUPID. WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN READ THIS??? TELL ME WHY? WHHHHHY?

NORMAL SIDE: Because it makes people laugh. Well hopefully. SO obviously they are going to read this. This may be stupid but they are probably going to finish reading this. They are wasting their time reading this. They should be doing homework, or doing a report, or working, doing chores, practice their instrument, eat dinner, or even go to sleep. But yet they continue to read this. So this obviously must be special to them. I think anyone who reads this is special don't you agree??

Bored side:* snores*

Everyone else besides bored side: YAAAAAAAAAA *WHISTLES* YAAAAAA THAT WAS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER!!!

NICE SIDE: YOU TOOK MY CHARACTER YOU WERE NOT NORMAL YOU WERE NICE!!! YOU, YOU,......

BAD SIDE: you......

Nice side: YOU JERK!!!!!!

BAD SIDE: HEY YOU TOOK MY CHARACTER YOU WERE ANGRY YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE!!! AHHH

Techinal-Diffulcties- Side: I am sorry we are having some technical difficulties. Please come back next week