@michaelsbullshit (1:27 am): im so tired and wanna sleep but at the same time i wanna listen to good??? girls????
@michaelsbullshit (1:32 am): that bitch has been on repeat for hours.
@michaelsbullshit (1:33 am): idk i mean i think i have a problem dude.
@michaelsbullshit (1:35 am): idek anymore help me.
@michaelsbullshit (1:37 am): im sorry mikey goodnight or morning or afternoon or whatever the fuck even it is over in wherever you are.
@michaelsbullshit (1:38 am): wow i legit just made a pun and didn't notice. *cue ashton doing badum pss on his drums*
@michael5SOS (2:00 am): wow michaelsbullshit, you're so amazing and awesome and so not unfunny whatsoever.
@michaelsbullshit (7:15 am): im taking that as a compliment hello.
@michael5SOS (11:20 am): why are you up so fucking early? by the way, whats your name? I don't want to keep calling you michaelsbullshit.
@michaelsbullshit (3:35 pm): school mikey. not all of us are so cool and can drop out like you. i want to drop out and become a stripper but my mom thinks it's a fantasy. what does she know. lol beginner.
@michael5SOS (3:36 pm): what?
@michaelsbullshit (3:38 pm): nothing. don't worry about it.
@michael5SOS (3:46 pm): im kind of worrying about it :/
@michaelsbullshit (3:47 pm): don't worry. hakuna matata my dude. also, my name is jessie. girl jessie. not boy.
@michael5SOS (3:48 pm): well my name is michael and i have a life quote.
@michaelsbullshit (3:49 pm): and what might that be?
@michael5SOS (3:50 pm): if it doesn't include pizza, it's not worth it.
@michaelsbullshit (3:51 pm): um that's actually me.
@michael5SOS (3:53 pm): no it's me???
@michaelsbullshit (3:54 pm): alright michael. it's you. im gonna take a fat nap though because my stripper duties made me tired :,)
@michael5SOS (3:56 pm): hehe you said duty. also, im gonna follow you because you seem like a cool kid.
@michael5SOS followed you back!
@michaelsbullshit (9:54 pm): thanks michael. you the real og.
@michael5SOS (9:56 pm): no problem og that wants to be me. :)
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my dumbass has summer school because my dumbass FUCKING TEACHER FAILED ME BY ONE POINT. but anyway, I finally uploaded and I think all my grandchildren should be proud of me.
-addison
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Fanfictionin which a regular every day girl talks to a famous celebrity online and falls in love. book 1 in the social media series