(During title screen video thing)
SILVER IS ILLUMINATI
(Introducing self to Prof. Elm)
YES, I AM FEMALE AND MY NAME IS NIGHT!! THIRD TIME IM TELLING THIS TO YOU, ELM!!
(Meeting mom)
MY MOMS HAIR LOOKS FUNNY in this game.....
(Exiting house and getting whacked by a random marill)
Why da fluff did that marill just run into me? Pokemon these days.....
(Gold chases his marill away)
Why is Gold ignoring me T-T
(Prof. elm talking about his research)
I dont give a darn about your research, give me my pikmanz
(Recieving pokemon)
Im just gonna casually take this tiny ball filled with a animal much bigger than it without paying, now. Nothing to see here.
(Talking to Gold/Ethan outside)
OH, NOW YOU TALK TO ME, HUH GOLD?! Wait, why is your name Ethan? CANT I NAME YOU GOLD OR SOMETHING?!
(Telling mom about my cyndaquil)
Oh, hey mom. I just robbed that dude next door of his pet flaming idek thing, are you proud now?
(Trying to run to cherrygrove)
Wai cant i run T-T
(Gets lost)
Wai dont i have a map T-T
(Reaches Cherrygrove)
(After getting lost 4 times) .......but there arent any cherrys........
(Meets running shoe dude)
HOW IS THAT OLD DUDE SO FAAAAAAST!!!
Why dint i have shoes like those T-t
(He gave me shoes O.o)
Thanks for the shoes, bro. I appreciate it.....
(Same old dude gives me map)
FINALLY!!! I GET A MAP?!!!
(Meeting Apricorn Man)
I didnt actually want apricorns, but okay then....
(Battles caterpie)
HOW DARE YOU LAY HANDS ON MY KAWAII CYNDAQUIL!! YOU SHALL DIE NOW, CATERPIE
(Sees Mr. pokemons house)
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS ACTUALLY MR. POKEMONS HOUSE -_-
(Realises how slow Prof. Oak is)
DAMN, PROF OAK WALKS REALLLY SLOW, DOESNT HE.....
(Battles Youngster Joey)
Look man, Joey, i get that your mom died of cancer and stuff but I DONT GIVE A DARN ABOUT YOUR STUPID RATTATA!! I DONT WANT YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!
DARN IT, I ACCIDENTLY GAVE IT TO HIM T-T
(Battling Silver)
Aaaaw its Silvy-Poo :3 and his cute wittle totodile X3 TOO BAD IM GONNA EXPLODE ITS FACE WITH MY CYNDAQUIL!!! KWEKWEKWE!!!
(Silver is a meanie T.T)
Dont be so mean to me, Silver T_T
And that, is how random i am :3 these were actually real thoughts in my head......
Bai, Noodles!!
YOU ARE READING
A Cookie Jar Of Random~!
Randomнєу тнєяє, му ѕтαяѕ, ι αм мι∂иιgнт! тнιѕ ιѕ му яαи∂αм вσσк fσя вℓσggιиg! ι αм єχтяємєℓу яαи∂σм, уσυ нανє вєєи ωαяиє∂! нєяє ι ωιℓℓ ρυт υρ αℓℓ тнє ¢нαℓℓєиgєѕ ι нανє вєєи иσмιиαтє∂ fσя αи∂ σтнєя яαи∂σм ѕтυff! ι υρ∂αтє α ℓσт!! тнαик уσυ!!
