One day Luke was walking around with a shell, cause that's his boyfriend.
They went to a bakery where Harry worked.
"What do you want fat emos" asked Harry very politely.
"Oh My God!" Luke said, pointing to a bread roll.
"That da most beautiful bread roll I ever seen!"
Luke grabbed the roll and threw $600 at Harry because Luke is really rich and he gots the money.
He then stabbed Harry with a cactus.
Luke shoved the roll up his ass and ran away, more like Luke waddled, cause there was a fucking bread roll up his ass, and that's how he got the name:
Luke is a penguin.
Lolz.
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I should never be allowed on the Internet again...😂😂
