Chicken Adventures

Monday 3rd June

I have a chicken called Spring.  She is a battered and part dead chicken ,who has had a very hard life laying eggs before she lived with me. My name is Chesy Homit but every body calls Cheesy - me even my pet cock called Stock. Stock is a Brahma, which is the same breed as Spring.  Brahmas are the gentle giant of the hen world, even though Stock pecked my grandmas eye out. There was a reason he began pecking people - I had a friend called Giggy Pongle who shot nerf bullets at Stock, which made him begin to fear humans. Ever since this incident Stock has chased humans around and around my 456 acre garden. I am 14 years old. Oh, and did I mention? Stock is 1700 years old. He came to me in the most unusual of circumstance, at time 39:00 - oh, and I forget to mention - we live on Planet Gumbo in Flufferia. It's late now, so I'll tell you all about our planet tomorrow.