Children of men

The Painkiller, and the lands of purgatory

British Man: See that? That's the London monitor but one day. You will be a miracle...

Fazbear Corporation entertainment presents. Children of men...

Kyle then appears with Samael...

Samael: Good evening. You managed to survive this long in Doom the dark ages and that is impressive... But your option is to destroy the generals... (Kyle: Yeah. Atrues then moved in with me.) (Orochimaru: Seems like we have a problem...) Good. Do you need weapons? (Kyle: No.) I am offering you this chance to pay 22.99 a month, if you don't then we are about to regroup them and destroy the generals... What you're doing here today is destroying them... And that's just it...

Few days later... Kyle then meets with another scientist named Jasper..

Jasper: Mate. It's so good to see you in future london. There is a squid game nearby... so... as of right now the Fugees are moving in... (Sees the front man) (Front man: Good afternoon and not good evening... the sun is now already risen. Each and everyone of you are standing in Debt.. will you continue to live your lives like useless trash or will you rise up against the anime heroes.) (Garmanteous: That's right. We know who you are. And we have two people who really care about you if you do start to play and own video games. Accept that you own nothing, sit at the table and learn the ways of Elwood City. Otherwise you would be throwing in the towel. It's been a pleasure to make you Adapt to new circumstances Bounty Hunter! It's all over hand over the Gatlians you stole from us and let us kill you nice and easy!! You fucked with the wrong crime Syndicate!) GO GO GO MATE!

Few days later...

Garmanteous: Well if it's the Big bad bounty hunter himself. All we wanna know is? Where the fuck is Rick and Morty? (Grabs the paper) You think you can be like us? (Steam enemies: YEAH!) You think you can be normal? ERADICATE THAT STEEF! (sees the steam enemy defeated) AMBUSH! Well I don't think you understand our situations. Yes it's me Super Garmanteous. But actually warning you of what is coming. The people are fed up with heat waves and negative vibes there was nothing left of you breaking the rules. Just unstable DNA without a soul. You are now the sole property of the G3. You are nothing more than my product. We own you... And guess what the people are trying to educate themselves when all of a sudden they are venting on the Internet. We see everything, every post. And also we hacked your phone.. and Kidnapped some one you loved... Lizzie wasn't it? (Lizzie: Fuck me!) If you want the truth. Then come and beat me to the punch line! (Plays Mamma mia here we go again super trouper) You were living in heaven before you dealt with the G3 remember? We call it the Garmanteous 4! Survive our wave? From beyond the grave! Bounty hunters... Do you not see our cause is just. No wonder the beating gorilla from the jungle is different... Know you are trespassing with the steam enemies that built a great home. After losing everything you think that is enough? You being the bad guy in all of this... Humorous really. Can you handle that? We already censored Adult games because it counts. Do you understand? As the drug enters your nervous system your gonna find it harder and harder to move. Here we are... The BOUNTY hunter with so much obligation. With so much Debt. Is this how you really wanna live your life boy? By not studying? Turning yourself in? Death and destruction.... Is that all you are... (Gets attacked) I'm very fucking strong! You killed all of my men for no reason. You can't even control the narrative from your damn childish perspective... Things are different but we don't have to hold it anymore. 

Garmanteous then gets defeated... And then Gene calls him...

Gene: We have a problem bounty hunter... Testify in court again...

Court Room HQ...

Judge: You are charged with not studying sir. It's called not giving a shit. Well the rules doesn't matter... So... We now everyone gets harassed, addicted to phones. So be prepared to deal with yelling. (Gene: Shit.) (Lizzie: Okay. WE ARE AGAINST NIPULON!) (Nipulon: OH COME ON!) Roll the tape. (TV: Humanza pro. Now available on COD4. Ok?) (Lizzie: THEY are legalizing humans to use as drugs. More like cattle. Some even got caught in a hit and run with your organization. Nipulon and the Garmantous 4. I want to leave. We are in the Akatsuki and we have total rights!) (Nipulon: These anime heroes are criminals. Brutal thugs who cannot get their way. I think your waiting finally paid off. Now we really control you for real... Naruto Uzumaki the helpful person of the community, Sasuke the Uchia survivor that survived total genocide, and last but not least Asset Izuku Midoriya almost hunted down by the real people who chose to wear purple suits. With broken plastic shards across the stars. We have outgrown our cradle. And we shall reap! And reap we shall! TO TEAR IT DOWN) (Hears jeers) Okay. I know everyone is entitled to your opinions but we like to remind you this is a space court.

Kyle then sees Nipulon reveal his secret.

Nipulon: This is him not lying. (Gurgula: Now I want you to forget you saw me. You are very busy yes?) (Kyle: I am trying to meet with my friend! To reason with ATRUES!) (Gurgula: My apologies I am Doctor Gurgula did you know your brain has a unique personality? At least you unpublished your work. What happened to them... You're addicted and however not studying in real life. You want escape, you chosen escapism but you are right. The world can be unfair sometimes.) The system is rigged and we need to make our voices heard oh please. The voice acting schools are the same. We use humans as nothing but product and control them or they BELONG TO ME!!! HUMANS ARE BENEATH US! BENEATH ME! (Gets killed by Thatch)

Kyle then sees Thatch.

Thatch: I plan to reform this world. Stay away Captain! Or in High on life 2 the choices will be your fault for breaking bounty hunter code! (Kyle: Are you fixed with this Madness!) Come after me and I will make you solve harder puzzles you bastard! Burn you bastard! It's either you or me leaving London alive! CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA PLAY AGAIN IN A WORLD CURSED BY YOUR UGLY MUG! (Gets killed) Nancy boy. You didn't do half of the fucking job! (Kyle: Is this what I think the best about friends! RELATIONSHIPS FUCK EVERYTHING UP! DISTRACTING ME! I PLAN TO CONTROL THEM!) NO ONE CAN BE CONTROLLED IT SEEMS OR MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE REGRETS! 

Kyle then sees Lizzie....

Lizzie: Hey... Sorry for lying to you. (Kyle: Before I study and play video games for real. Now why? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME FEEL RELATIONSHIPS TO LIE TO ME!) I never lied! (Kyle: Now Garmanteous will die! Just like they did on their knees!) (Garmanteous: Turn yourself in, NOBODY has to get hurt!)

Morty: (Cries) (Rick screams and cries) (screams) (cries) Fuck you. Fuck you and your fat fucking ass... (Sniffs) I just wish everyone would be fucking different. (Kyle: MORTY. PEOPLE cannot be controlled...) Oh fuck! (Rick: It's okay Morty... It's okay...) (Blue Bird: So it was artificial on his end too. I feel better knowing that. Garmanteous! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT IT COULD'VE BEEN ME! IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!) (Victor: YOU JOINED STEAM AND YOU BECOME NOSY BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING YOU CHERISH! YOU DON'T HAVE THE SENSE TO ACCEPT LIMITATIONS! BREAK HIS WILL! HE WILL BEG US TO ENTER ELWOOD CITY FROM HIM!) Bounty Hunter? I'm sorry okay!

Kyle then walks and opens the door...

The darkness: IZUKU!! HIS SOUL IS MINE! IN XBOX GAME PASS ULTIMATE DO MY BIDDINGS! (Kyle: Izuku!) (Victor: You leave me no choice but to use the Siphon! I want him as weak as possible before this begins!) (Peevish: The host broke free!) (Kyle: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY!) (Victor: PEEVISH THE SIPHON! IN AN XBOX ONE MEMBERSHIP OF BIG FISH GAMES! GET OUTSIDE AND LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR! We tried to give you an out so don't ever say you were hurting yourself via your phone. You bought this on yourself, brought it on your family. Kyle we were only trying to help you think about how POWERLESS you are because next time I won't ask so nicely... TORCH THE ENTIRE BUILDING!) 

Few days later after the great ninja war...

Kyle: (Octavia: You lied to me once and you'll do it again.) No. I'm gonna finish this! (Drugs Octavia the teenage owl) (Kyle: You know what. I think it's time we kill you for real!) (Dodges and attacks) (Kyle: Okay what the heck I'm gonna actually use! THIS EX ZODIAC BOSS 3 METAL GEAR MECH!) (gets into the mech) (Kyle: NOW TO KILL HER WHERE IT HURTS!) (Shoots and dodges) (Defeats Her) (Heard Octavia coughing) (Samael: Your progressing well.) I want answers! I had enough of this. (Samael: What are you trying to accomplish here you can't harm me back off and not quite yet you'll know the answers on the small book enough of those games. We warned you that they are now aware of you. And they have warned the Eagle fang and the Miyagi Do of your coming. A Sekai Taikai tournament...) (Steam enemy: In Steam they have chosen the wrong side my friend the wrong side... I told you many times it was too early to start the final war that I could need them... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well done. Well done. I wouldn't do that if I were you. You won't feel much.) WANNA BET? 

After that Kyle then meets with Gene.

Gene: I know. But a Bounty hunter has to take a break, a huge break after eating dinner. We have food... And sometimes people are not perfect.