tickel fight timmy: i am going to kill everyone
good guy: no you will not
tickel fight timmy: why
good guy: because that would be bad
tickel fight timmt: okay you are right
good guy: i have defeated you
tickel fight timmy: yes you have
tickel fight timmy: or have you?
Tickel fight timmy leaps toward goods uh guy?!
good giy: noooooooo
tickel fight timmy starts tickling good guy
good guy giggles and then obliterates tickel fight timmy with his laser breath.
the crowd cheers and then 56% of them die suddenly lol
good guy: bruh. this looks like a job for good guy
good guy turns around and stops looking at the chef job application. he sees that 56% of the crowd is now dead.
goodguy: aw man, this looks like a job for good guy too.
title card
goodguy goes home and eats a pot noodle. good guy decides he is going to gonna watch that favourite show: the goodguy sucks and everyone hates him show. suddenly
jerry walks through the door.
Jerry: hello
goodguy: kick rocks jerry
jerry kicks rocks.
now goodguy picks up his pet called rocks and throws it at jerry. jerry is severely injured.
goodguy: wait didn't i have something to do today?
