Your Favorite Martian☆

"Love you. man"

"Not fair" Puff thought, watching Benatar admire his girl crush at a gig after-party

(Puff's POV)

he damn brit was always free, always wanted to hang with us, until some pink-haired bitch came around a few months ago and stole his attention. I hate her.

(Actual start)

I had a few too many drinks, and went over to Benatar and his "crush".

"Hey, brit. I'll buy you a drink if you ditch her" I said to him, my mouth nearly touched his shoulder as I stumbled lightly. He hesitated, and put a hand on my shoulder.

"I can't, Puff. I've been waiting for this for a while." He said. I payed no attention to the meaning behind those words, too drunk and busy feeling Ben's hand on my shoulder.

"Come on, she's just gonna friendzone you again.. s'not worth it. Love me. I'm aweeesome, man." I slurred out, unaware of the words I was even saying. Ben just looked at me, a little tipsy, but fully coherent.

"Excuse me a moment." Ben said to the pink-haired bitch, practically dragging me outside through an emergency exit. I just giggled drunkenly as he put an arm around me, his hand was touching my skin since my jacket had slipped off of my shoulder. He stood against the brick wall, and held my shoulders.

"You're drunk, mate." He said quietly.

"Mmm'well I meant that.. y' brit" I slurred, poking his chest, grabbing his tie. I looked up at him with what i'm sure were the most embarassing drunk puppy-eyes ever.

"You're not gonna mean it tomorrow, Puff." I heard him say, but I was too far gone, too drunk, that I let go of his tie and grabbed his waist.

"C'mon.. But I love you n' she doesn't"
"Oh lord, no- Puff-" he sighed.

I had already attached myself to him, my flushed face pressed against Ben's chest. My glasses we're uncomfortable, but why would I have cared? I was practically cuddling with the brit. Nothing else mattered to my drunk brain.

"Love you, man. Love you." I slurred, relaxing against him. I blacked out after that, but I vaguely felt Benatar carrying me back to the bus, but I never felt him leave my side the rest of that night.