WOF ONESHOTS

Qibli Walks Into Self Defense Class Playing Tiki Phonk

It was a normal, sunny day. The birds were chirping, the flowers were blooming. At least, everyone thought it was a normal day. Everyone but Qibli. Recently Qibli had been hearing this song called, "tiki" everywhere he went. At school, at home, and even in Thorn's palace! Qibli thought it would be hilarious to play that song in class, with a twist. He decided to turn that song into a phonk, by adding all the right beats and extra bass. For the cherry on top, he found his BBL speaker in his garage the week before, so it would be loud, and perfect. As for the teacher, he knew Clay would be upset, but not enough to get sent to the head of school's office, right? Qibli decided to do it 15 minutes in, in the middle of class. Qibli snapped back to reality and locked in. He was 5 minutes away from walking into class now, and he decided to get everything ready. He connected his BBL speaker to his phone and he pressed on his camera roll to find his tiki phonk he created. Aha! Perfect. He waited for the right moment, 3 2 1. He walked in and started playing the song. He almost froze, as he felt the eyes of everyone in the room staring at him. To the music, he raised his hand. He watched the reactions of his winglet. Winter was watching with his brows furrowed. Kinkajou burst out laughing, and moon started giggling, but then eventually joined Kinkajou. Turtle smiled, then ducked his head. Peril looked confused, concerned and amused, all at the same time. Clay was watching Qibli, with a face that he almost couldn't figure out, but then Qibli realized that Clay looked sorta mad, but also amused, he also looked hungry, but then again Clay always looked hungry so who knows. Just then, by Qibli's amazing luck, his phone died, and the class went silent. "So Qibli," Clay started, "Any chance you wanna go to the office?"