FNaF Oneshots

The animatronic characters do get a lil' quirky at night... || FNAF 2

It's currently 11:58 PM. Just 2 more minutes until the animatronics can roam freely around the pizzeria!

11:59 PM.

12:00 AM!

"Finally!" Toy Bonnie says, hopping off the stage and adjusting his metal joints. "God, I fuckin' hate staying in the same position for 10 hours a day. Especially when children keep touching me! I don't wanna end up like Mangle."

"Chill out, Bon. It's not that bad." Toy Freddy responds.

Toy Bonnie just rolls his eyes, attaching his guitar to his back and starting to walk around. He stops dead in his tracks when Mangle suddenly dangles in front of him.

"Agh! You scared me!" The rabbit grumbles, looking up at the mainly endoskeleton fox.

"Hi-i, Bo-o-nnie!" Mangle says, waving at the rabbit with their metal hand.

"What's up-" Toy Bonnie begins to ask, but Mangle is gone as quick as she appeared, his metal paws clanking in a faraway vent. Toy Bonnie huffs and continues to wander around, glancing behind him in case Mangle tries sneaking up on him again. Damn fox...

Toy Bonnie suddenly runs into Withered Bonnie, the taller animatronic staring down at him. His fist is already clenched. "Watch it, shiny twink."

"What did you call me?" Toy Bonnie growls, his eyes narrowing at Withered Bonnie.

"I called you what you are. A shiny twink. Now, move before I tear your face off." The broken rabbit snarls, shoving Toy Bonnie aggressively.

Toy Bonnie narrows his eyes, thinking of ways to get back at Withered Bonnie. The insult was absolutely true, but he hated admitting it. It embarrassed him.. especially when Michael heard about it. The man didn't shut up for a week.

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Toy Freddy is deep in a conversation with Mangle, the fox listening intently. "O-Oh, my Go-o-d... she di-i-id that?"

Toy Freddy nods, crossing his arms with a salty look on his face. It was nothing serious. Toy Chica just made a joke about his body. She had said that his fingers were too fat to press any of the arcade games' buttons.

"We all have the same sized fingers!" Toy Freddy says, his eyelid twitching.

"No-o-t quite-e..." Mangle mutters, quickly glancing towards the ceiling when Toy Freddy's eyes go black.

"You better be joking. I measured and compared the sizes!" The bear yells, his voice raised.

"Wi-i-ith what?" Mangle queries, tilting her head.

Toy Freddy doesn't have an answer for that.

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Toy Chica and Toy Bonnie are gossiping about EVERYONE in the pizzeria. Zero fucks given.

"He's so fuckin' torn apart it actually makes me laugh in his face!" Toy Bonnie giggles, raising his voice slightly. "He calls me a waste of time but he was decommissioned immediately after opening day! Like, girl, no way am I a waste of time when Afton spent the most time making my design perfect."

Toy Chica covers her mouth and laughs, nodding in agreement.

"He actually spent the most time creating and designing the Funtimes..." Michael says from behind Toy Bonnie, an unbothered look on his face.

"...what?" Toy Bonnie replies, his eyes shrinking as he turns around to look at Michael. 'I'm gonna tear your ass up, Mike."

"Why? It's true." Michael shrugs, crossing his arms as he fiddles with the toothpick in his mouth.

"You hunk of SHIT-" Toy Bonnie yells, lunging at Michael. Toy Chica grabs him and tries pulling him back, cackling wildly.

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Withered Foxy and Withered Freddy's ears jolt up when they hear metal crashes in the dining area of the pizzeria.

"The hell?" Withered Freddy grumbles.

Withered Foxy rolls his eyes and ignores the sounds, carefully sharpening his hook with his teeth. "Dunno." He responds.

"Why do you always do it that way?" Withered Freddy asks the fox, staring at him judgmentally. Withered Foxy stops what he's doing and gives Withered Freddy a deadpan look.

"Do ye see any fuckin' sharpening tools in 'ere?" He asks, narrowing his eyes as his eyepatch lifts up. Withered Freddy falls silent and shakes his head.

"Exactly." Withered Foxy snarls, continuing to sharpen his hook with his teeth.

Withered Freddy glances away, crossing his arms. "Sorry, dumb question."

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It's about 4 AM now. The Toy animatronics have decided to go back to their stage for a while. Withered Bonnie is walking around with Withered Freddy and Foxy. Withered Bonnie stops in front of Toy Bonnie, staring at him. Withered Bonnie suddenly grabs Toy Bonnie's head, tugging at one of his ears.

Toy Bonnie growls and tries to shove Withered Bonnie off of him. He struggles when the broken rabbit grabs at his face, trying to rip it off. "Hey-! Let go of me, asshole!" Toy Bonnie yells.

Toy Freddy looks to the side, his eyes going wide as he looks ahead after seeing the altercation between Withered Bonnie and Toy Bonnie. Withered Freddy and Withered Foxy are laughing their asses off, grabbing onto each other for support.

"Oh, shit! It's almost 6!" Withered Foxy calls out, sprinting back to the Parts & Service room with Withered Freddy. Withered Bonnie grumbles and throws Toy Bonnie to the ground, leaning down to his height. "I'm not done with you, you shiny ass bitch."

Toy Bonnie grins, shoving Withered Bonnie away from him. "Get away, faceless bitch."

Withered Bonnie rolls his eyes, walking back to the Parts & Service room. Toy Bonnie stands up on shaky legs, blushing a little bit.

"Jesus Christ..." He mutters, calming himself down before he turns off his free-roam setting, deactivating shortly afterwards.

6:00 AM arrives and Michael leaves, locking the restaurant doors behind him.

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this was lowkey short but im unmotivated asf so wtv 🥹