Pootis

The worst day ever

- Mmmm, nice! Tv host said.
- Yeah really nice! 2nd TV host said. I'll give it 10/10
- And that's all for tod..... 2nd TV host said and began to throw up.
- How u ..... TV host said. When he also began to throw up.
- What's the matter? Pootis asked nervously.

Then The Security came and said:
- What have u done? said the Security asked with a high voice.
- I..i..i ..i can explain, well I think I can! Pootis said nervously.
- What was in that soup? Security asked with the same tone.
- Here are the ingredients. Pootis said.
- And everything is in? Security asked with lower voice.
- Yes everything!!! Pootis screamed.
- Pootis where are the eggs! The recorder asked.
- What! Ain't it in the soup? Pootis asked.
- We will take u to the police station! Pan cop said.

Later In Jail/ LIN.
Crash....
- Ouch! Pootis said with high voice.
                                                                     -You'll be sitting here for 333333 years! Pan cop said.
          - You seem to be a great guy, why r u in jail? Engineer asked.
- I forgot to POOT eggs in soup! Pootis said madly.
- I built a robot army of a tank from a military base in L.A.
- Tell me more! Pootis shouted in "Engie's" ears.
- Alrighty then! Engie said with happy voice.
It was a wonde......
- Wait u need to PUT DISPENSER HERE first. Pootis said.
- alright! Engie said. Building a DISPENSER!
It was a wonderful day: December 2nd 2222.
Me, Pyro, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, Medic, Sniper and Spy was to take over L.A's military base, but that didn't went that well. 2h by fighting was hopeless, I where building a sentry-gun at the highest roof when I heard Soldier shout Medic down. At that moment I thought it was over for us, but just that moment I found a drawing of a dispenser. I ran down and built it fast but then..........