Deadpool x reader lemon

S.H.E.I.L.D

(Y/N): POV

As I entered Dead pools home I could already tell it wasn't going to be a great visit, "Yuck!" I said out loud with a scrunched up face "What the hell is that smell!" I said with disgust. "That my sexy lady friend is the smell of home!" Dead pool said enthusiastically, "More like the smell of a dump...." I mumbled to myself. I watched as Dead pool ran into the kitchen to get something, I guessed it was probably those chimichangas he was talking about earlier outside, suddenly a whiff of goodness hit my nose "Whoa! what is that smell?!" I asked with your stomach growling. "Those are the smell of chimichangas!" he screamed happily, he brought the chimichangas with two beer cans in his arms and plopped down in a chair and set the items on the table across from him. "Well! c'mere and sit down!" Dead pool said happily,I  hadn't realized that I had been standing there staring awkwardly and quickly made my way to the table, once I sat down he gave me a paper plate and dropped the chimichangas on it along with the beer can. I looked at the chimichanga and began to eat it in a hurry, I hadn't realized how hungry I was until now after the adrenaline went down when Dead pool killed those two idiots. I earned a weird look from Dead pool and blushed deeply, until he burst out laughing at me.

Dead pools: POV

I began laughing hysterically at (Y/N) when she devoured her chimichanga in two bites. "I like you (Y/N)! you got good taste!" she gave me an angry look but it didn't faze me it actually only aroused me but I wouldn't tell (Y/N) she would start yelling again and that's annoying. "Did you take me here to laugh at me! or to ask questions?!" she asked irritated. "OK! im sorry I'll ask questions!" I winced at her scowl 'geez this lady needs to loosen up' I thought, "Alright" I said seriously but cracked a smile at her still mad face "Why are you working for S.H.E.I.L.D?" I asked. "Because they need me as a hacker im tech smart" she said proudly, "Nice! your sexy and a nerd!" I said which made her blush slightly, "second question" she said, "Ok then! second question is will you be my girl!" she suddenly got up from her chair and yelled "DEAD POOL!" I held my arms in front of my face half playfully and half scared she might do something drastic, "Im sorry! it was just a joke!" I said quickly in attempt to save my skin from the angry lady, she huffed and sat back down calmly "You will now ask me your second and FINAL question" she emphasized final, "ok.." I responded carefully " If you got a job from S.H.E.I.L.D why couldn't you defend yourself back there?"

(Y/N): POV

"Because they said it wouldn't be necessary since I would never be going into action anyways" I responded sadly, though I do wish they had trained me so I could defend myself so people wouldn't always have to look out for me, "You want me to maybe train you..?" Dead pool said carefully "YES!" I said with no hesitation but soon fixed my tone. "I mean um...yeah sure if you want.." I said making sure to show no sign of wanting, "Alright then!" Dead pool said excitedly,"Come back here in one week at 12:00am" I sighed and gave him an irritated look "Why 12:00am.." I asked half heartedly, "You'll see why!" he said like a child on his birthday, 'This guy can really act like a kid sometimes' I mentally smiled at his cuteness. "Alright ill be back here in one week at 12:00am" I said a little annoyed yet with happiness in my voice, "YAY!" Dead pool said happily, "See ya in one week babe~" he said in that creepy stalker voice again. I didn't bother yelling at him for it, besides I was starting to feel a weird, inappropriate, screwed up bond between us two...might as well keep it going.

Authors Note: Hey everyone what up, that's the third chapter hope ya liked it.... I should also tell you I do not write a draft or any of that before I make my stories, I simply think and write down what I think while writing..so that might be why some of them suck a little bit, sorry for that! ;-; but either way hope ya enjoyed it! also special shout out to writing ninja who may or may not have read this, she is the one that inspired me to make stories in the first place..so thanks again writing ninja! and to all you guys who read this garbage! xD  buh-bye!