Deadpool x reader lemon

Deadpool x reader lemon

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That person By Lovesrocketraccoon Updated Jun 20, 2016

Just deadpool x reader story with lemon and humors in it ;) enjoy!

BlastHeart BlastHeart May 10
They shouldn’t be scared of Deadpool. They should be scared of the wrath I’ll bring them.
My actual response: Just wearing a slutty outfit so whoever comes up to me can my first sacrifice for our savior Satan.
I'll never get over the time I was walking out of Wal-Mart and there was this group of guys and one yelled "damn. God did a good job on you baby." And my sister ran up and yelled "SHE'S AN ATHEIST!!"
BlastHeart BlastHeart May 10
Me:Oh, I’m just walking around wearing a ridiculous clown outfit.
                              Guys: but u aren’t wearing a clown costume.
                              Me: EXACTLY! What I’m doing is breathing and getting ready to see ur dead bodies on the ground.
                              Guys:*run away*
fun-forever fun-forever May 01
Wtf touch my breasts again and I swear you won't be able to make love anymore. Also it's rocket raccoon who always says 'toots'
Millions of people go everyday without touching my shít, so don't.