My name is A.J.and I hate ferrets.
Did you ever see a ferret? They are these disgusting brown animals that look like long, skinny rats.
My friend Neil,who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes,has a pet ferret. His name is Mr.Wiggles. Last year Neil brought Mr.Wiggles to school on crazy pet day. He escaped from his cage and climbed into a hat that belonged to crybaby girl named Ashley while it was on her head! Ashley freaked out and went running out of the room.
It was hilarious. You should have been there! We saw it live and in person. This year we didn't have Crazy pet day.
We had adopt-a-pet month. My teacher Mr.Granite, said we could bring in a pet,and each of us would have to take it home for a night to take care of it. Okay, who brought in a furry friend today? Mr.Granite asked. I forgot I said.
I forgot said my friend Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn't food.
I forgot, said Michael,who never ties his shoes.I forgot said Alexia, who is a girl that rides a skateboard all the time. Neil was the only one who brought a pet. Neil took Mr.Wiggles out of his cage. I'm scared said Ashley who is scared of everything. What can you tell us about your pet Neil. Mr.Granite asked. Well, when Mr.Wiggles gets excited,he starts hopping sideways and bumping into things,Neil said. It's called the weasel war dance. That's interesting Mr. Granite said! Does anyone know anything else about ferrets?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhh! I do said Andrea the girl with curly brown hair. She was waving her arm around like she was trying to be rescued from a desert island. Andrea is so annoying. In her spare time ,she reads the encyclopedia for FUN!
Male ferrets are called hobs. And females are called jills. Very good, Andrea,Mr. Granite said.
What do ferrets eat Ashley asked?
They eat girls named Ashley, A.J. said.
Eeeeeeek! Ashley scramed!!!!!!
Sheesh, get a grip! That girl falls for anything.
Carly. ; )
