FORSAKEN ONESHOTS!!!11!11

~{maybe it won't be so quiet tonight}~ Decoy dagger!!

(there will probably be mischaracterization, sorry about that :((((() 

It was a regular evening for the survivors, they had just finished a round of the limbo they were stuck in for eternity. Every survivor had gone off to their cabins exhausted and not ready–not that they ever were–for the next round. Some, no most survivors had their friends or partners at each others cabins, Elliot had chance over, Dusekkar had Taph over, and Shedletsky had builderman over. They were all hanging out and resting for the next round to go through, except for some survivors. Two time and 007n7 were alone, like usual, tired, like usual, and so on and so forth. Two time lay in their bed glaring at their ceiling with that, while recognizable, still creepy for most people 1000 yard stare. They sigh, pulling themself up into a sitting position, eyes wandering around their cabin, searching for something to do. While doing so they remembered something, Sometimes them and Elliot talk, so maybe he might let them hang out with him and Chance! They got up from their bed, vision going black for a second before the lights came back to them, and made their way to the door, hand halting and hesitating for a bit. Would Elliot really let them in? Whenever the two of them talked Two time would always start to ramble and praise on about the god they believed in, the spawn, the thing they worshipped like an addict, and whenever they would Elliot would always make up a quick excuse to halt the conversation early and go on to do something else. This worried Two time, They shook their head a bit to get the thoughts out and prayed. 'Dear spawn, I plead, give me the luck for the treasured healer to let me in, Amen.' They took a breath and turned the knob. They slowly swung the door open and made their way out of their cabin, shutting the door behind them. They traveled on towards Elliots cabin, trying to keep their steps straight, to keep their breath steady, their posture okay, their mind not spiraling, to stay okay for long enough through asking Elliot if they could stay with him and the gambler. Due to them being so focused on not having a full on breakdown in the middle of the forestry plain. That they never realized they were already at the healers cabin's door. Their tail swayed nervously, the cultist overheard muffled laughter in the cabin. This didn't comfort them, they knocked on the door 2 times (funny, right?). While they stared at the door the corner of their eye only caught the blinds of the cabin's windows shuffle with a hand grasping it, a yellow one too at the last second. Two time, attempting to make themself feel better told themself that Elliot was just trying to pull himself up, to open the door. Their hopes had been unfortunately denied when they were met with Chance at the front door, looking slightly nervous. Two time began the conversation. "Hello, dear gambler. I appear to have a request to bestow upon you." Chance's head moved a bit, probably looking away. "Yeah, man what is it.?" They sounded somewhat nervous, Two time had learned by overhearing passing conversation that chance was a bad liar when it came to simple stuff, He would always get so nervous, like he was hiding something so obvious, Two time still asked. " I appear to be quite bored and I was hoping if you and the healer would let me in to spend time with the two of you." Chance inhaled sharply, as if it really wasn't a good time, as if the two weren't just hanging out together, as if chance was about to lie right in two time's face. Two time knew what was about to happen, they were already let down and just preferred this to be over. "I'm guessing that right now isn't the best time is it dear gambler.?" Chance shook their head. "Yeahhh...'s not the best time right now, Elliot isn't feeling very well, so I was just checking in on him." Two time sighed, they knew he was lying but whatever, they knew that this was a longshot anyways. "Well I understand, I best be on my way, I pray for your safety next round, and I pray for the healer's health." They already started to walk off before chance could even think of a reply. Chance sighed and closed the rough cabin door. Two time kept their eyes locked on the ground below them, they embarrassingly felt their eyes well up with tears. How stupid could they really be to believe that the two of the survivors would let them hang out with them. They were a freak, they worshipped a god that deep down they knew didn't exist, a god that they delusionally believed in so bad that they sacrificed their own partner for the second life that they thought they would get. They deserved this, I mean, they always did believe in karma too, this was just theirs coming to bite them, right? As they were silently spiraling while trying to get home, they heard a concerned voice. (thats right 007 is finally getting put in here, btw im most definitely gonna mischaracterize him because i lowkey don't know how he acts lmao.) "H-hey are you okay..?" A soft but gruff voice cut the silence. Two time shot their head up and their eyes met the others, it was 007n7. Two time's eyes shot to the side for a brief second before meeting the hacker's again. "Exploiter, are you talking to me?" 007n7 looked away and flushed a bit. "Well yeah..you're crying." Two time let out a soft 'oh' before they wiped their tears away. 007n7 continued, "Is anything the matter?" He asked, tilting his head to the side, he wanted to comfort the cultist but he was nervous that Two time would hate him like everyone else does. "I mean, you don't have to tell me..I don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable." Two time shook their head. "No no, dear exploiter it's okay..I suppose I just feel as if I'm not worth anyone's .." 007n7's eyes softened feeling sympathy over the cultist. "Hey you weren't worth anyone's time, I wouldn't have asked if you were okay, hey..wanna hang out together a bit..?..To make you feel better." Two time smiled softly nodding a bit albeit nervous about how this is gonna go. "That would be quite nice exploiter.." 007n7's smiled faltered for a second before trying to stay reassuring. "Please don't call me that..just call me 007.." Two time nodded, keeping that in mind. "Okay dear expl-..dear 007" They complied, not wanting to already ruin this. Two time glanced over, feeling the somewhat awkward tension between them. "So dear 007...what shall we do before the next round..?" The burger man chuckled nervously. "Ahh..how about we go just sit somewhere and chat a bit? I wouldn't mind getting to know you better." Two time nodded eagerly, maybe a little too excited for this, but who cares? "Yes yes, that would be extremely nice..how about my cabin? I tidied it recently, but we could do it somewhere else if your feel as such." 007n7 smiled and nodded, agreeing to the offer. "Yeah that sounds nice, show me the way please. Two time got a bit to excited to think before doing and they took his hand and made their way onto their cabin. 007's cheeks bloomed with a light rose color (imagine rose's main color from SU, yeah that pink.) but didn't say anything about it, honestly kinda liking the contact. After just a bit of walking and a few trips later they made it to Two time's cabin. When Two time finally came down from their high of excitement they finally realised and let go. "Oh my spawn I'm so sorry!" They apologized profusely, embarrassed out of their deranged mind. 007n7 was surprisingly quick to comfort the cultist. "No no it's fine! I really didn't mind.." He mumbled softly, presenting the black haired freak (i love them tho) a warm smile. Two time let out a sigh of relief "Thank spawn.." before turning back to their cabin. "Ah, anyways this is my place..I hope you find comfort here as I somewhat do." 007n7 chuckled. "I'm sure I'll find a way with you around.." He didn't really mean it because they had just met but he was attempting to be kind. It also apparently worked as the cultist's face looked like they had just run a marathon. "Uh-I..how about we go inside and chat a bit like you offered?" They asked voice strained as if they were trying not to lose their shit over this. (they totally were) The ex-hacker nodded. "That sounds nice.." Two time nodded back and made their way back to their door and opened it for the burger man. 007 couldn't help but be flattered, he hadn't been treated with such kindness in a while, not like he deserved it, at least thats what he thought. He still thanked them and he made his way in, Two time following behind. 007 examined the room, he always wondered what it looked like in here, it was nice, sure a few bloodstains here and there, he assured himself that it was from injury from the hellish rounds that they had to go through. "Please, make yourself home, I prefer for you to be as comfortable as desired." They smiled warmly, well as warm as you can get with that stare. Two time said as they sat on their bed and pat the spot next to them. 007 took them up on that offer, sitting next to them, occupying the spot where two time's hand was. They both felt tense, the cultist broke the silence, attempting to break the ice too. "So, what were your plans for this fine evening?" 007n7 broke eye contact, not like there was much anyways, looking off somewhere else. "Uh..well I didn't really have any plans..I was gonna clean up and just lay down for some rest after." They tilt their head. "I did not have any plans either, for before we crossed paths I was asking the healer if I could spend time with them and that..gambler. But unfortunately they declined..basically." 007n7's smiled faltered, curious. "Basically? What do you mean by basically?" Two time sighed solemnly. "Well I asked if I could hang out with them, but the gambler said that the dear healer was sick..even if I had just heard them chatting and laughing together and Elliot seemed perfectly fine right before the round ended..I might just be overthinking maybe I'm being dramatic..but it still hurt I suppose.." 007's eyes softened before taking their hand. "Hey..I get it..I know how it feels to be shunned by people around for the things you've done in the past or how you 'll be okay." The ex-hacker reassured, smiling a bit as well. Two time sighed. "I suppose you're right..thank you dear 007.." They smiled, a bit more normally than usual. 007n7 smiled back at them, before glancing at something, a picture, a picture of Two time with someone with a pointy hat, their eyes were obstructed by shade. "Who's that?...if you don't mind me asking.." Two time looked over to where the ex-hacker's eyes were locked, they froze, like a deer in headlights. "Thats...thats.." Before they even processed it, tears were falling from their eyes. (you know how steven was crying when he got near blue diamond? Like that.) 007n7's eyes widened, guilt hitting him like a semi truck. "Shi- I'm so sorry! Did I say something...?" They just sat there, staring at the picture. 007 didn't know what to do, so out of sheer panic he wrapped his arms around the cultist, trying his best to comfort them. Two time tensed, before gripping onto the burger guy for dear life, sobbing loudly. 007 didn't know what to say so he just hugged them, letting them let out any emotions they've been shoving down. After a bit they sounded like they were calming down, their breathing slowed and they were just occasionally sniffling. 007 pulled away a bit. "You feeling any be-.." He was cut off by surprise, seeing a sleeping black haired freak in his arms, he smiled a bit before picking them up bridal style and putting them to bed. He tucked them in gently. Just as he was about to walk out of the cabin to leave them alone til they wake up he halted, looking back at the cultist behind him. He hesitated, then leaned down to peck them on the cheek, he quickly walked out of the cabin.

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