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Chapitre 1

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GC NAME: DO NOT ADD KHAN
Members: Uzi, N, V, Lizzy, Thad

N: Guys I learned something new about myself today!

Uzi: that sentence already scares me

V: Is it about murder

N: No! Well not exactly!

Lizzy: oh my god just say it

N: Okay so apparently I just realized have a praise kink...

Thad: ...

Thad: you have a WHAT

Uzi: ...
Uzi: ...
Uzi: you could have kept that inside your brain

N: Oh! Is that not normal to share??

V: Not in a group chat.

Lizzy: oh this is GOLD

Thad: I don't even know what to do with this information

N: It just makes sense though! When someone says I did a good job I feel all sparkly and warm and my systems go all fuzzy and I want to do even better!! (and i litterally become horn-)

Uzi: STOP EXPLAINING

V: He's so proud of it too

Lizzy: wait wait wait

Lizzy: so if someone says "good boy" you just

N: Lizzy.

N: Please do not weaponize this knowledge.

Uzi: ...😏

Uzi: good boy.

N: ...

N: ...

N: UZI

Thad: OH MY GOD

V: I felt that through the screen

Lizzy: SHE DID NOT HESITATE

Uzi: I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT

N: My fans are spinning

V: Your WHAT

N: My cooling fans. Not metaphorical ones. I think.

Lizzy: Uzi are you okay

Uzi: I am completely fine

Thad: you typed that in 3 seconds

Uzi: I AM FINE

N: That was really effective actually

Uzi: STOP

V: This is fascinating

Lizzy: do it again

Uzi: NO

Thad: for science

Uzi: I hate all of you

N: I mean you don't have to if you're uncomfortable! I just learned that positive reinforcement works extremely well on me!

Lizzy: so you're basically a golden retriever

V: A murder golden retriever

N: That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Uzi: ...

Uzi: wow. good job, N.

N: ...

N: wait...

N: I need a moment

Thad: HE SHORT-CIRCUITED

V: His tail would be wagging if he had one

Lizzy: Uzi why do you sound like you're overheating

Uzi: I AM NOT OVERHEATING

Thad: you are absolutely overheating

N: Uzi your processor temp just spiked

Uzi: YOU CAN SEE THAT??

N: Yeah it shows up when we're linked

Lizzy: OH MY GOD

V: She's flustered

Uzi: I AM NOT FLUSTERED

N: You're doing really well though

Uzi: ...

Uzi: ...

Uzi: do not

Thad: SHE FROZE

Lizzy: this is better than reality TV

V: So the real discovery today is that N likes praise...😏

V: and Uzi likes giving it

Uzi: INCORRECT

N: I mean you are very good at it

Uzi: I swear if you say one more—

N: You make me feel really motivated

Uzi: ...

Thad: she's gone

Lizzy: fully blue screened

V: Someone reboot her

Uzi: I hate you all. Chat muted. Forever.

N: Did I do something wrong??

V: No.

Lizzy: You did something very right.

Thad: I need eye bleach

N: I'm still kind of sparkly

V: We know.

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