GC NAME: DO NOT ADD KHAN
Members: Uzi, N, V, Lizzy, Thad
N: Guys I learned something new about myself today!
Uzi: that sentence already scares me
V: Is it about murder
N: No! Well not exactly!
Lizzy: oh my god just say it
N: Okay so apparently I just realized have a praise kink...
Thad: ...
Thad: you have a WHAT
Uzi: ...
Uzi: ...
Uzi: you could have kept that inside your brain
N: Oh! Is that not normal to share??
V: Not in a group chat.
Lizzy: oh this is GOLD
Thad: I don't even know what to do with this information
N: It just makes sense though! When someone says I did a good job I feel all sparkly and warm and my systems go all fuzzy and I want to do even better!! (and i litterally become horn-)
Uzi: STOP EXPLAINING
V: He's so proud of it too
Lizzy: wait wait wait
Lizzy: so if someone says "good boy" you just
N: Lizzy.
N: Please do not weaponize this knowledge.
Uzi: ...😏
Uzi: good boy.
N: ...
N: ...
N: UZI
Thad: OH MY GOD
V: I felt that through the screen
Lizzy: SHE DID NOT HESITATE
Uzi: I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT
N: My fans are spinning
V: Your WHAT
N: My cooling fans. Not metaphorical ones. I think.
Lizzy: Uzi are you okay
Uzi: I am completely fine
Thad: you typed that in 3 seconds
Uzi: I AM FINE
N: That was really effective actually
Uzi: STOP
V: This is fascinating
Lizzy: do it again
Uzi: NO
Thad: for science
Uzi: I hate all of you
N: I mean you don't have to if you're uncomfortable! I just learned that positive reinforcement works extremely well on me!
Lizzy: so you're basically a golden retriever
V: A murder golden retriever
N: That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Uzi: ...
Uzi: wow. good job, N.
N: ...
N: wait...
N: I need a moment
Thad: HE SHORT-CIRCUITED
V: His tail would be wagging if he had one
Lizzy: Uzi why do you sound like you're overheating
Uzi: I AM NOT OVERHEATING
Thad: you are absolutely overheating
N: Uzi your processor temp just spiked
Uzi: YOU CAN SEE THAT??
N: Yeah it shows up when we're linked
Lizzy: OH MY GOD
V: She's flustered
Uzi: I AM NOT FLUSTERED
N: You're doing really well though
Uzi: ...
Uzi: ...
Uzi: do not
Thad: SHE FROZE
Lizzy: this is better than reality TV
V: So the real discovery today is that N likes praise...😏
V: and Uzi likes giving it
Uzi: INCORRECT
N: I mean you are very good at it
Uzi: I swear if you say one more—
N: You make me feel really motivated
Uzi: ...
Thad: she's gone
Lizzy: fully blue screened
V: Someone reboot her
Uzi: I hate you all. Chat muted. Forever.
N: Did I do something wrong??
V: No.
Lizzy: You did something very right.
Thad: I need eye bleach
N: I'm still kind of sparkly
V: We know.
