Celliers Pheromones

Parte 1 Sin Título

It was a beautiful day iin japan in the military camps. I lied it wasnt very beautriful because its very crude and evil in there and well yea idk why I said beaztiful people die

Yonoi: lawrenceI do not trust that celliers.......I know hes shiding something me AND YOOU MUST TELL ME.! I think hes sectrelyl hiding something related to the lcoaiton of the american weapons somewhere in his uniform.I must force himt o undress so I can check his uniform

Lawrence: Yonoi.....by all due respect but I don't thinkj thaTS the case I think yiu're looking for an excuse to undress celliers.. and well.. I mean.. idk that..well yonoi what are you thinking

Hara: *Hits Lawrence with a bat

Lawrence:OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT WAS THAT FORRRRRRR

Hara: 英語がわからないから何の話をしているのかわからない。ただ殴りたかっただけだ

Yonoi:HARA . LAWRENCE.Get me Celliers immediately broing him to me into my office

Hara:一緒に来い、小さな奴隷ローレンス

Lawrence:what?... *rubs head* did i hearh that right.?

Hara: *hits lawrence with a batt again until he passes out* Nothing I DIDNT ssay anything

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Random prisoner: It's so messed up how we don't get to shwoer at all we STINK this room feles like I am hotboxing with a couple of SKUNS

Celliers:There's nothign we can do. If you guys wanna shower so bad you guys can use my spit and tears to wash yourself

random prisoner:oh hell no

*Lawrence and Hara come into the room*

Celliers: Lawrence.? Sergeant Hara? 

Hara: *hits Lawrence with a bat again to wake him up*

Lawrence:YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWCH OK ENOUGH WITH THAT cELLIIRS we have come for a very importasnt mission and its to get you to yonois office he wants to see you like RIGHT now and uhhh you might want to buckle up for this one

Celliers: And what if I don't.?

Lawrence:pleaaaase pelaaaaaase do it when yonoi doesnt get his way he makes hara hit me andn sends us into the torture dungeon im respojnsible for your behavuor like pleaaseeeeee

Celliers: well... WhateverI'll do it

Hara:さて、これで終わりました。さあ、私のオフィスで楽しもう、ローレンス

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*Celliers enters Yonoi's office*

Celliers: you...wanted to see me?

Yonoi: Yes.I

#AD Chick-fil-a new food otpion: ok idk anything about chick fil a I think they suck idk dont eat chick fil a COME eat at subway

I wantred to talk to you.about the weapons that you americaqns are hiding from us. I believe that you may have cooardines somewhere written on your uniform and I must inspect it .So GET NAKED at tgis instant

celliers: I don't want to dothat.i won't do that

Yonoi:CELLIERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.YOU WILL UNDRESS AT THIS ONCE

Celliers: No way.

Yonoi: *COMES closer and looks like really angry

Celliers: If you want to inspect my clothes you'll have to do it while I am wearing them

Yonoi:.............................................. *Yonoi still looks angry but goes along with it . He first starts by uinspecting the pockets on Celliers chest its kinda awkward*

Celleiirs if we find anything You will be of no use to me anymore so say yiour goodbyes now

Celliers:chuckles

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IN THE MEANTIME:Lawrencne and Hara subplot

Lawrence:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Hara: *whip whip*すごく楽しい

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Ok back to yonoi and celliersand oh. oph. okay uhm. While we were gona Yonoi is now on his knees inspecting celliers pants.uh,.

Celliers: hm................are yuo enjoying the view?You wont find anything there 

Yonoi: *grabs his balls and squeeetzes really hard*QUIET

Celliers:YEohuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*falls to his knees gtoo now they're both on their knees* 

Yonoi: ENOUGH. I bet yuore hiding them in your sleeves *Yonmoi gets closer and inspects Celliers right arm but before he can do that he gets hit with the worst whiff of his life jsut an absolute nasty smell*

YOU ARE disgusting celliers

Celliers: and whose fault would that be..?

Yonoi: tch. .... . .. . . . .  .. . *as he keeps inspecitng the sleeve the smeell stops being so terrible ........ inf act... hmmm hmm.. no not here no hmm.. hmm..wow..hmm nsniff hsmeh hmm hejekiosnm ,LPPIIILLL,IIOM,.DPPPPF,S.DONM,GPSG,S.LHPP,-+PPO,+

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Celliersi . Are you an OMega

Celliers:what's it matter to you

Yonoi: *keeeps sniffinf his nose moves along celliers arm until it reaches into the sleeve on celliers armpit*hjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yes. this is where the locaiton of the weapons must be hidden mhmmmmmmmmm

Celliers: . . ...... ..... . . .. . . .. .*heavy breathing

Yonoi: *licks Celliers pit hairs a little*

Celliers: *shuddeirs* ok um

Hara: *opens door and drags Lawrencne with him who is covered in blood*やあ、夜井、どうした?戻ったよ。捜査はどうだ?.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YonoI: *GETS UP REALLY FAST*SERGEANT HARA GET OTU OF THIS ROOM THIS ONCE

Hara:通報するぞ。絶対に殺してやる。俺にも嫌なやつだ。俺は足だけで済む。

Yonoi: HARA

Celliers:oh my........................

Osomatsu: oh hell no

badboyhelo: hello

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And then Yonoi was exectuued for sniffinf celliers armpits and celliers is the one who lives on insteasd . as Celliers sits on his bed cramped in with the horrible beta smells of all these men . He can't help but miss yonois alpha pheromones combinign with his omega pheromones

THE END

Now if you'll excuse me,. I have some osomatsu I need to watch.