Nick Wilde: So. Who wants to explain why there are 42 mammals in one group chat.
Judy Hopps: Nick. You made the group.
Nick Wilde: Allegedly.
Chief Bogo: This is highly unprofessional.
Clawhauser: Hi everyone!! 🥹🍩 I made a donut tower today and it almost fell but I SAVED IT.
Finnick: Riveting.
Gazelle: I'm on rehearsal break. Why is my phone blowing up.
Flash: heyyyyy .........everyooooone 😄
Everyone: ...
Nick: Flash, buddy, love you, but maybe just... observe.
Flash: oooooohhhh....kkkkkkkkk 😄👍
Judy: Since we're all here, let's try to keep things respectful.
Nick: She says, five seconds before total anarchy.
Duke Weaselton: I could be making money right now.
Bogo: You are not making money in this chat.
Duke: Not with that attitude.
Gary: Um— hello... I think I was added by mistake.
Judy: Hi Gary! You're totally welcome here!
Nick: Welcome to the circus.
Gary: ...that does not help.
Nibbles: WOW. So THIS is what the city's finest do all day?
Finnick: And THIS is why nobody likes you.
Nibbles: Love you too, tiny man.
Finnick: Keep talking.
Pawbert: Good evening, everyone.
Judy: Hi Pawbert!
Nick: Huh. Didn't know villains got unlimited data plans.
Pawbert: Very humorous, Mr. Wilde.
Nick: Thanks, I practice.
Bogo: Why is he here.
Pawbert: Observation. Purely observation.
Nick: Uh-huh. Totally not creepy at all.
Clawhauser: Group chat game?? 🥺👉👈
Judy: Something simple and friendly!
Nick: Truth or dare.
Judy: I take it back.
Nick: Judy. Truth or dare?
Judy: ...truth.
Nick: What's your biggest fear?
Judy: Failing. And letting people down.
Clawhauser: 🥺🩷
Nick: ...okay wow, didn't mean to make it deep.
Finnick: Awkward.
Nick: Gary. Truth or dare?
Gary: Truth.
Nick: Why are you always so nervous?
Gary: Because half the city wants me arrested and the other half wants me eaten.
Everyone: ...
Nick: Fair.
Nick: Nibbles.
Nibbles: Dare.
Nick: Say one nice thing about Finnick.
Nibbles: He's annoying, loud, and dramatic...
Finnick: I swear—
Nibbles: ...but loyal. And terrifying when angry.
Finnick: ...yeah. That tracks.
Nick: Pawbert. Truth or dare.
Pawbert: Truth.
Nick: What's your goal?
Pawbert: To understand the limits of this city.
Judy: That sounds... ominous.
Nick: Yeah no that's villain dialogue.
Pawbert: You misunderstand. I simply enjoy research.
Nick: Sure you do, Snow Miser.
Flash: cannn... Iiii... goooo... nowwww... 😄
Nick: Flash, I dare you to type one full sentence fast.
Flash: Iiiiii... ammmmm... speedddd.
Everyone: 💀
Judy: Despite everything, I'm glad we can all talk like this.
Clawhauser: SAMEEE 🥹🩷
Gazelle: It's kinda nice.
Nick: Screenshotting this wholesome moment.
Judy: Nick.
Nick: Kidding. Mostly.
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Disney Characters GC
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