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Oneshot No.1 - Derpy's NEET Pick OCD Time (feat. Bella's Antics)

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**Oneshot No.1 – Derpy’s NEET Pick OCD Time (feat. Bella’s Antics & Echo’s Vlog Cam)** 
**LOCKED & CANON-APPROVED FINAL VERSION** 
Word count: ~1.8k · Tags: #DerpySings #SwedishCleanItUp #BellaRedemption #EchoVlogTakeover #ChaosAndFluff

**Derpy Paws – sacred roster entry (never changing again):**
- 15 · October 2, 2010 
- Species: **pumpkin batkitty** 
- Sleek black female cat body with stitched X scars 
- Huge mismatched glowing purple eyes 
- Crooked orange pumpkin-stem candle halo 
- Massive tattered bat wings 
- Long whip tail with pumpkin-leaf tuft 
- Eternal tongue blep 
- Dating Kinsley 🔥😈 · 🎃🦇

The HQ was a war crime against tidiness.

Pancake crust fossils on the ceiling (Haru). 
Ink-squirrel paw prints up the walls (Bendy). 
French-fry graveyard under the couch (Vanessa). 
Kinsley’s brimstone ash snowflakes (literally still glowing). 
And a suspicious pile of hypodermic shadow-needles that kept respawning no matter how many times Derpy stabbed them.

Derpy Paws, 15-year-old **pumpkin batkitty**, sat cross-legged in the middle of the common room wearing mismatched Halloween socks, candle halo flickering like a dying neon sign. Her tail twitched every 0.8 seconds. Classic NEET-to-OCD switch activated.

Echo Browne (🐶☕📹✨) was already live-streaming from the corner, long-haired dachshund ears perked, phone on a tripod. 
“Vlog title: ‘Derpy vs. The Entire HQ – Will She Snap or Sing? Place bets in chat.’”

Bella (🌙🐺), armed with a ring light and the desperate energy of a redemption arc influencer, bounced in. 
“Okay Derpy! I just need thirty wholesome seconds for the roster promo. Smile, say ‘We ride eternal,’ and try not to mention blood or arson, cool?”

Derpy’s mismatched purple eyes glazed over. 
“Define wholesome.”

Then the trigger hit: she spotted one (1) french fry lying sideways on the floor. 
Her pumpkin-stem halo flared bright orange. Game over.

Derpy stood up slowly, cracked her knuckles, and spoke in the calmest, most terrifying batkitty voice: 
“NEET time is officially cancelled. OCD hours begin… now.”

Cue montage, Echo’s vlog cam spinning like a Beyoncé concert:

- Derpy zooming around at Mach 5, bat wings flapping up glitter tornadoes. 
- Every piece of trash levitating into color-coded void bags. 
- Kinsley lazily cheering from the couch: “Get it, babe! Stab the dust bunnies!” 🔥😈 
- Derpy singing the stabby half of Clean It Up! in perfect manic Swedish:

Det finns en ändlös ström av skräp och smuts 
Och hundratals kryp… 
Så jag tar min kniv och sticker allt i ansiktet— 
Nu är jag täckt av råttblod och det är underbart!

Bella, filming on her own phone: 
“Derpy… sweetie… maybe less murder?”

Derpy freezes mid-spin, halo dimming to soft candlelight. She pivots 180°, voice instantly switching to sugar-sweet Swedish praise:

Huvudkontoret är verkligen så underbart 
Bella är den snällaste ledaren någonsin 
Hon tror på oss alla, alltid! 
Jag ska städa upp~ ♪

Bella’s wolf tail starts wagging despite having zero clue what was just said. 
Echo’s live chat explodes: 
“SWEDISH COMPLIMENTS???” 
“Bella.exe has stopped working” 
“protect the batkitty at all costs”

Final shot – 45 seconds later: 
HQ sparkling like Divine just lore-buffed the entire dimension. 
Derpy strikes a peace sign, halo glowing proud, tongue still out. 
Bella, teary-eyed, posts both videos side-by-side:

Left screen: Derpy’s unhinged Swedish murder-cleaning montage. 
Right screen: Echo’s vlog titled “Local Pumpkin Batkitty Bullies Trash Into Submission, Calls Bella Best Leader in Secret Language.”

Caption from Bella: 
“Recruitment promo didn’t go as planned… but we ride eternal anyway 💜 
(Translation in comments: she called me the kindest wolf ever and I’m not crying you are)”

Echo ends the vlog with a zoom on Derpy curled up asleep on the now-spotless couch, Kinsley using one bat wing as a blanket.

Chat final spam: 
STÄDA UPP BESTIES 
SWEDISH BATKITTY SUPREMACY 
WE RIDE ETERNAL

A/N: Episode 1 is now **ETERNALLY LOCKED**. Pumpkin batkitty canon achieved. Next short voting open—keysmash your pick! 💜🦅🐾🎃🦇🌙🐺📹