The 4 Seasons: Spring of Life

Prologue

**note from the Author: This is supposed to make you feel weird, it's not supposed to be written that well. If you laugh at how stupid and weird this is the goal has been accomplished!

Fermer sits on his porch, staring out at the farm and that beautiful hay. Oh, how the sun shines on it's beautiful golden stalks and the flakes when the bale has been broken. Ah, if only he weren't having dinner right now, he could go jump into the hay's spiky embrace and stay there overnight. He sighs as he looks at it, then looks into the sunset only to see a flaming meteor going towards his farm. 

"Fifth time this week," he says as he watches it, making sure it won't crash into his beautiful hay fields. Thankfully it doesn't and he can go back to watching the hay. As he's turning his gaze back to his hay bales a dark figure emerges from the clouds, cloaked in darkness as he lands on the ground. 

"Ooo new person! I wonder how much they know about hay..." Fermer says, setting down his plate and going over to the cloaked person with red eyes. 

"Hello there farmer... person. I am here to offer you a deal," the man says in an ominous and echoey voice. 

"Good for you, now how much do you know about hay?" Fermer asks, grinning ear to ear. Not very common anymore for somebody to stop by his farm, at least not since a kid on a field trip offered him a drink of something they called beer and he started a sonnet on the beauty of hay. 

"Um... not much?" the shadowy man says, caught off guard. "Anyways, here's the deal. I possess your body and you get to rule the world with me after it has been taken over," he says, ominous voice back. Fermer doesn't really care about the ominous tone though, now that he has somebody who could listen to him talk about hay. Maybe if he could just adjust the deal a bit he could teach the whole world about it's splendorous golden beauty! 

"How about you do this possessing thing and I teach you and the whole world about hay?" Fermer asks. Whatever this possessing thing was it probably wouldn't be too bad, and he could teach more people about hay because of it. 

"Um... Know what sure. You're a strange person but hey, you can teach the world about hay after I conquer it in your body," the man says. 

"Okay then, sounds like a deal! How about you give me your name so that I can know the person who's giving me this wonderful opportunity to share my love with the world?" Fermer asks. 

"I'm Gabe. Now if you'll just hold that pitchfork over there I can possess you through going through the metal on the end..." the man says in an ominous tone. Fermer happily skips over, grabbing some hay and whispering how he'll be back to it's beautiful splendor as soon as this 'conquering the world thing' was done, then picks up the pitchfork. Gabe gives an echoey, villainous laugh and touches the tip of one of the prongs, seeming to dissolve into it. Fermer feels a weird, dark presence in his mind, then his body moves without his control over to a mirror. He sees himself but with red eyes. 

"Aw come on, at least you could have turned them hay gold!" Fermer says. The presence makes his eyes blink in surprise. 

"Did not expect you to be able to still control your body somewhat, but whatever. Let's take over the world!" Fermer's voice says under the control of the presence. The presence gives Fermer's body an evil laugh as it floats up, but Fermer ruins the ominous mood by singing a happy song about hay. 

"FERMER BE QUIET!" Fermer's body shouts through the presence's control. Fermer continues to sing the song as if it hadn't just been interrupted by the shouting, and the body now inhabited by two spirits floats off covered in a dark cloud of smoke as the happy song is sung.