Why, Just Why?

GCCC

7:42 AM

Kai:
ELIANA BRI-WHAT WERE YOU AND AIDEN DOING
IN. YOUR. BED.

Eliana:
KAI YOU SCARED US HALF TO DEATH 😭

Aiden:
hi good morning can we not do this

Kai:
NO WE WILL DO THIS
WHY WERE YALL CUDDLING LIKE A NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Jaz:
WAIT WHAT?!??
EXCUSE ME I GO TO SLEEP FOR ONE NIGHT AND THIS HAPPENS??

Leah:
ELIANA. BRIELLE. FREYA'S. DAUGHTER.
EXPLAIN 😭😭😭😭😭

Ruby:
oh. my. gosh.
oh my gosh

Ben:
this is better than anything on tv rn

Josh:
someone get popcorn

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Eliana:

OK LISTEN. we literally just talked and fell asleep 😭
THAT'S IT.

Kai:
LIES.
I WALKED IN AND HE LOOKED LIKE A DEER WHO FAILED A TAX TEST

Aiden:
that's a very specific insult

Jaz:
LMAOOOOO NOT THE TAX TEST

Leah:
ELI DID U CUDDLE HIM
BE HONEST 🤨

Eliana:
.........maybe

Ruby:
MAYBE?
MAYBE??
GIRL THAT IS A YES 😭💀

Aiden:
i feel attacked on 8 different emotional levels rn

Ben:
bro...
bro fr
did malachi see??

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Aiden:

YES BEN
HE SAW
HE SPOKE TO ME
I AM NO LONGER MENTALLY ALIVE

Kai:
he told me he's "thinking abt it
and deciding whether to give aiden the shovel talk"

Aiden:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DECIDING"—

Eliana:
KAI STOPPPPP
YOU'RE MAKING HIM NERVOUS

Kai:
GOOD.
FEAR IS HEALTHY.

Ruby:
kai.
shhh.
u r being chaotic.

Kai:
CORRECT 🫡

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Jaz:

ELI.
I NEED DETAILS.
WERE YALL LIKE
CUDDLE CUDDLE
or like
"our faces are too close" cuddle

Eliana:
............................
the second one

Leah:
RAPID SCREAMING IN ARGENTINA ACCENT

Ruby:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

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Aiden:

okay i'm leaving this chat
i'm blocking everyone
i'm joining a monastery

Kai:
DO IT.
I'LL HELP U PACK.

Josh:
not the monastery 😭😭

Ben:
bro u down bad just accept it

Aiden:
IM NOT DOWN BAD

Kai:
he literally watched her sleep like a disney prince this morning

Aiden:
KAI STOP TALKING

Eliana:
you did?? 😳

Aiden:
KAI.
I SWEAR TO GOD.

Jaz:
YOU WATCHED HER SLEEP???
OH HE'S IN LOVE LOVE

Leah:
HE'S GONE.
GONE FOREVER.

Ruby:
rest in love, aiden

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Aiden:

this group is toxic
i'm going offline
goodbye forever

Kai:
bye bro-in-law

Aiden:
NO
NO NO NO

Eliana:
YOU'RE MAKING HIM SHORT-CIRCUIT 😂

Ben:
someone check his pulse

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Aiden has left the chat.

Kai:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eliana:
kai please

A.N. 

ikkkk it's not like an actual chapter but like a group chat chapter srry love ya!!

-Jazzy <333