Out of Context stuff

Part 1

1) All my children are in my closet

2) All my children are in a net.

3) I left Evelyn at home and now I have to sleep with Harry

4) Minors mining in a mine.

5) Cracked a nut.

6) These are some big nuts

7) Let's smash

8) I like f###ing with people

9) I have nuts

10) It looked bigger inside

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Context/Translation:
1) "All my stuffed animals are in my closet."

2) From the same conversation as #1. "All my stuffed animals are in a net."

3) Yes, we're still talking about stuffed animals.

4) Had a video playing on the tv while I listened to music on my headphones. Let's just say I took my headphones off at a bad time.

5) It was an acorn.

6) Also an acorn.

7) What my brother said before we started a match on Super Smash Bros.

8) I know what you were thinking. And no. It is not that. It is actually a person saying how much they like to pick on people.

9) IT WAS CASHEWS!

10) I was getting popcorn from a vending machine.