Step dad: *quickly* gays.say.what.
Me: *stares back silently vowing myself to stay quiet*
Step dad: gays.say.what.
Me: *still staring*
Step dad: dumb.blonde.say.what.
Me: *dude not cool stare*
Step dad: idiot.who.doesnt.know.anything.say.what.
Me: *staring*
Step dad: thick.fat.poo.say.what.
Me: *stands up*
Step dad: what?
Me: *rolling on the floor laughing*
