New Group Created: "F1 Chaos GP 🏎️🔥"
(by George Russell)
System Message:
George Russell has added Lewis Hamilton, Charles Leclerc, Carlos Sainz, Max Verstappen, Liam Lawson, Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri, Fernando Alonso, Lance Stroll, Yuki Tsunoda, Isack Hadjar, Pierre Gasly, Franco Colapinto, Esteban Ocon, Oliver Bearman, Nico Hülkenberg, Gabriel Bortoleto, Alex Albon, Kimi Antonelli, Daniel Ricciardo, Sebastian Vettel.
George Russell:
Welcome, everyone! 🎉
This is the official 2025 season group chat.
Purpose: race coordination, schedules, and important updates.
Let's keep it respectful and organized.
Lando Norris:
lol "organized." sure thing, dad. 👴
Oscar Piastri:
Putting the over/under at 3 hours before chaos.
Max Verstappen:
30 minutes.
Charles Leclerc:
Three.
George Russell:
Can we at least start professionally?
Lewis Hamilton:
Hello team. New chapter, same mission: speed and kindness. ❤️🐎
Charles Leclerc:
I will accept any and all kindness. Ferrari strategy gives me none.
Carlos Sainz:
Bingo card says heartbreak by Round 2.
Oscar Piastri:
Round 1, lap 12. Sorry, Charles.
Lance Stroll:
Aston Martin #1.
The other one will enter like a Marvel villain.
Fernando Alonso:
The legend has arrived.
Oscar Piastri:
Speedrunning the prediction, I see.
Pierre Gasly:
Alpine charisma online. 😎
Franco Colapinto:
Rookie charisma online?
Still buffering.
Pierre Gasly:
You'll get there. Maybe.
Esteban Ocon:
Haas team dad. Hydration checks begin now.
Oliver Bearman:
I hydrate... sometimes.
Esteban Ocon:
That's exactly the problem.
Nico Hülkenberg:
Kick Sauber veteran. Hoping for fewer surprises.
Gabriel Bortoleto:
Kick Sauber rookie. I bring memes and optimism.
Nico Hülkenberg:
We can keep one.
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Yuki Tsunoda:
Red Bull chaos. 🍜🔥
Isack Hadjar:
Racing Bulls rookie chaos apprentice.
Step one?
Yuki Tsunoda:
Scream. Then brake late.
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System Message:
Liam Lawson changed his chat photo.
Liam Lawson:
Red Bull driver no more—hello, full-time chaos.
Max, please ignore any wheels touching your wheels.
Max Verstappen:
Keep it tidy and we're fine.
Oscar Piastri:
Max's version of a warm hug.
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Kimi Antonelli turned on notifications.
Kimi Antonelli:
Hi—first big group chat.
Please don't roast me.
George Russell:
You're safe, Kimi. I've got you.
Lando Norris:
Aw, George is a kindergarten teacher now.
Max Verstappen:
Mercedes Daycare, we been knew.
Oscar Piastri:
Dropping Kimi off at 8, picking up for quali.
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Alex Albon:
Williams guy with tape and faith.
Carlos Sainz:
Welcome to shared trauma, brother.
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System Message:
Daniel Ricciardo has joined the chat.
Daniel Ricciardo:
Uncle Danny here—banter, shoeys, bad influence. 🍾👟
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Sebastian Vettel has joined the chat.
Sebastian Vettel:
And I'm here to be the conscience.
Why is the fire emoji already in the title?
Yuki Tsunoda:
Foreshadowing.
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George Russell:
Right—quick intros: name, team, and one fun fact.
Max Verstappen:
No.
Oscar Piastri:
Fun fact: Max doesn't do fun facts.
Lando Norris:
Fun fact: I'm faster than Oscar.
Oscar Piastri:
Fun fact: He dreams confidently.
Liam Lawson:
Fun fact: I spent two years waiting and now I sprint everywhere.
Kimi Antonelli:
Fun fact: I still ask which channel the debrief is on.
Please don't tell Toto.
George Russell:
I'll make you a debrief checklist, Kimi. ✅
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Lewis Hamilton:
Fun fact: I own more dogs than Ferrari owns working strategies.
Charles Leclerc:
Ouch, but fair.
Carlos Sainz:
Pain recognizes pain.
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Fernando Alonso:
Fun fact: I outlast civilizations.
Lance Stroll:
Fun fact: I've learned to stop asking how.
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Pierre Gasly:
Fun fact: I have paparazzi speed-dial.
Franco Colapinto:
Fun fact: I don't... but I have enthusiasm.
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Esteban Ocon:
Fun fact: I carry spare electrolytes for rookies.
Oliver Bearman:
Fun fact: I once tried coffee during setup.
I was banned from the garage for 2 days.
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Nico Hülkenberg:
Fun fact: I can sense unsafe releases.
Gabriel Bortoleto:
Fun fact: I can sense memes.
Nico Hülkenberg:
Pick one to keep.
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Yuki Tsunoda:
Fun fact: I will eat your snacks.
Isack Hadjar:
Fun fact: I will bring more snacks.
Yuki Tsunoda:
Approved.
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Alex Albon:
Fun fact: My house contains half the grid's lost hoodies.
Daniel Ricciardo:
Fun fact: I once did a shoey with sparkling water; it felt illegal.
Sebastian Vettel:
It was illegal, spiritually.
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George Russell:
Excellent. Admin notes:
– Media days posted in the pinned message.
– Qatar GP hydration protocol is non-negotiable.
– Please keep this thread for useful updates.
Yuki Tsunoda:
I'm ordering ramen to the paddock. Useful.
Oscar Piastri:
Seconded.
Max Verstappen:
Muted.
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System Message:
Group name changed to "F1 Chaos GP 🏎️🔥🔥🔥" by Yuki Tsunoda.
George Russell:
This was a mistake.
Daniel Ricciardo:
It was the right mistake.
Sebastian Vettel:
I'll start drafting apologies to the planet.
Lando Norris:
I'll start drafting memes.
Oscar Piastri:
Already scheduled.
Fernando Alonso:
Begin the era.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
F1 Group Chat - Welcome to the Circus
FanfictionF1 groupchat. That's literally the plot 🫶🏻✌🏻😭😌 Mostly one-shots but if it's multiple chapters featuring the same conversation you'll know by the title. Featuring the 2025 grid but also joining is a few other guest appearances from time to time...
