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Another Dumb Script I Made When I Was Younger

Okay, so I found another script that I made when I was in the 4th grade...

Yeah, you guys have fun with this one.

Me: Hey, what are you doing?

Maya: Oh hey! I'm just making a cake.

Me: With a toaster?

Maya: Yeah! How else would you make a cake?

Me: Oh, I don't know. With an oven?

Maya: Why would I use the oven to make a cake?

Me: Because that's how you bake a cake!

Maya: But I'm not baking the cake yet.

Me: Then why do you have a toaster?

Maya: I'm MAKING the cake. Not baking it, silly!

Me: Well, you still don't make a cake with a toaster. You're supposed to use bowls and spoons and measuring cups.

Maya: Yeah, but this is easier!

Me: HOW IS THAT EASIER!?

Maya: Because it's less messy and it tastes a lot better!

Me: Ok, let's see how this turns out.

1 hour & 20 minutes later...

Maya: All right, the cake has cooled and is ready to eat!

Me: All right, let's taste this trainwreck.

*Angelic sounds*

Maya: So? How's it taste?

Me: It's... It's AMAZING!

Maya: That's why I use a toaster! You just don't get that same taste from a bowl.

Me: From now on, I'm using a toaster to make a cake.

Maya: And that's what's baking!

Me: Cooking.

Maya: What?

Me: It's "That's what's cooking." Not "That's what's baking."

Maya: Oh well.

Yeah... Hope y'all enjoyed that trainwreck of a script.

- Meep