If Stand by Me Characters Had Facebook

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Steve Randle updated his status:

There's this account, @/anonymous who just threatened me on my page. Please report them immediately.

Comments:

Dallas Winston: Are you stupid? I bet Bob Sheldon decided to pull another stunt. Imma kill him good this time. Kill his ghost, even.

Darry Curtis: If Bob comes near my home, I'll be sure to ruin his roof all over again. I didn't fix it for him to come trashing my friends.

Anonymous: You're all so funny :)

Darry Curtis: Enough, Bob.

Anonymous: ah, it's Anonymous to you

Dallas Winston: No! I never knew! :/ :0

Steve Randle: Ahem, the threat?

Darry Curtis: Right. How exactly did he threaten you?

Steve Randle: He/ she said that they'd take my car.

Dallas Winston: You're getting it, man. @/anonymous

Johnny Cade: I reported but he said he'd come at me idk :/

Dallas Winston: No! He can't touch a hair of you! BOB!!!! @/Bob Sheldon

Bob Sheldon: wtf you want

Dallas Winston: You tryin' to scare Johnny? Huh? HAH?

Bob Sheldon: No man, I'm at the mall with Cherry, she's getting her nails done. I ain't got nothing to do with that baby.

Dallas Wisnton: 1: Don't call him a baby (although he's my baby brother, right) 2. You're with Cherry? :(

Anonymous: Anyone realize Pony and Soda are gone? XD

Darry Curtis: WHAT'D YOU DO TO THEM?!?!?!?!?!

Anonymous: Chill they're not with me, just wanna alarm you ;)