My random rants

Sarcasm

Ok your problay wondering why I choose this for the second chapter well it's because I hate it when people use sarcasm aganist me I mean it's funny when i do it but I hate it when people do it against me like this one time I asked my play brother I was like have you seen my chains and he's like no why then i reply so I can gift wrap it and send it to the tooth fairy fuck you mean what do I need it for 

Now I love using sarcasm but I hate when someone decides to be fucked up about it this other time I asked my friend if she stole my pencil and she's like yeah I stole your pencil because I'm just to fucking poor that I can't go buy a fucking pencil from staples and having one pencil just wasn't enough for my I'm looking at her like well bitch damn but seriously though i think some people are seriously stupid with there sarcasm 

Like my ex boyfriend decided to be a dumb ass this one time because I told him I would cut his dick off and make him suck it (I'm not crazy I was just annoyed) so anyway I was like stfu before I cut your dick off and make you suck it and he's like yeah I'd love that Im looking at him like wtf is wrong with you if I could go back in time I would seriously have thought twice before even saying hi to him 

I can't take it when people use sarcasm aganist me and then I end up laughing like when my crushes best friend was talking to me and I said so he's your best friend and he's like no I just like stealing his shoes (I mean I hope that that was sarcasm) even if it wasn't it was still funny because he said it so quietly it had me dying my old teacher would tell me that I was fucked up when it came to sarcasm he was probably right so I'm not going to disagree with him 

But in all seriousness I hate people who call sarcasm a second language like no bitch your not smart for thinking that one up shits not funny like my smart ass of a best friend (see what I did there) comes up to me and she's like I speak three languages English sarcasm and blah I'm like if that's the case then you must also speak retard like my ex boyfriend because technical sarcasm can be in any language the beholder speaks in 

Just saying be careful on how you use sarcasm guys