So, Tom's sitting at his desk, writing some lyrics for his new album because… Album and his phone beeps.
He d r o p s his pen and spins his chair around to where he put his phone, in hopes that his friend messaged him (they never do tbh)
Tom puts in his password, blah, blah, blah, and swipes down his notification bar, and he gets a reminder from some random app that he has never even heard of saying:
“Breathe 😌”
Tom stared at it for a solid minute before screaming at the phone:
“I AM BREATHING THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU LITTLE GOBSHITE”
Then he throws the phone across the room and breaks it (this is his 27th phone this week. He's using band money to buy them)
