Random Gravity Falls scripts

Part 1

Stan: You have 7 chairs and 10 kids, what do you do?

Ford: Okay, um...

Bill: First of all, why would we have kids? Me and Ford?

Stan: I did not imply that, and it's theoretical.

Ford: Although, if it's theoretical, anything can happen.

Bill: True, true.

Stan: ANYWAY what would you do?
Bill: Kill 3 kids.

Ford: Buy 3 chairs.

Stan: I would've made 'em fight over it, colosseum style!