TMNT 2003 x oc

Turtles and Cat in Space Part 2: The Trouble with Triceratons

Michelangelo "Ahh! Huh" He takes a seat at the bar.

"Stomach, you and me are gonna party."

He picks up a menu. "Uh...huh?" Finding it illegible, he puts it down. "Excuse me, garçon?" The four-armed cook turns to look at him. "Um, I'll have what he's having."

He points to the purple alien sitting next to him, who is shoving a plateful of a pinkish glob into his mouth with both hands. The cook plops a plate in front of Michelangelo. Tentacles poke out of the globe and wave in the air.

Michelangelo grossed "Blah! Blech!"

Purple Alien "Delicious. Extraordinarily piquant!"

Holding his stomach, Michelangelo leaves his seat. With his head down, he nearly bumps into a tall, blue-colored, multi-eyed alien with tentacles.

Michelangelo "Aah!"

Amorous Alien "Hey, beautiful. Are you a library book? 'Cause I'm checking you out."

Michelangelo brushes it off, but other tentacles take their place. Michelangelo giggles in a high-pitched voice while working to shove the tentacles away.

Michelangelo "I'm not a library book."

Amorous Alien "You're new here. I like that in a woman. So, what's your vis-screen number?"

Michelangelo "Um, 555-kick-in-the-head!"

He shoves the tentacles off of him and kicks the amorous alien in the face, sending him flying. Michelangelo rises from a squat and his hood falls back

Mikey "Now I see why Angie doesn't like girly clothes,"

He sees the cook staring at him.

The cook looks at a wanted poster featuring Michelangelo, and then over at the turtle who is straightening the hood over his head. The cook picks up a communication device and places a call.

Cook "Hello? I'm calling about those shell-wearing, green-skinned life-forms and a Fugitoid?"

Back at the inn, the Fugitoid joins Angie, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello, who have been waiting for him.

Mormy worms around in Angie's lap while Lissy is floating around Raph

Fugitoid "I do believe these fine people can help us."

He points at a table where two aliens sit. One resembles Han Solo with purple skin, and the other resembles a Wookiee, both of Star Warsfame.

Leo/Raph "We can do better."

Suddenly, armed Federation soldiers race into the inn.

Soldier "Everybody freeze, in the name of the Federation!"

Raphael "Man, they'll let anybody in this place."

Mormy sputters and speaks gibberish

" yeah Mikey totally got exposed" Angie says and took out her blades as Lissy looks ready as the orbs swirl.

Raph starts to reach for a sai, but Leonardo signals for him to stop. The soldiers spread out and began searching the inn.

Soldier "Get out of the way! Stand clear! Move it!"

Leonardo glances over his shoulder at a doorway behind him.

Leonardo "Back door. Come on."

The group begins backing up as the soldiers advance. Before they reach the door, a soldier shoves a weapon into Michelangelo's shell.

Soldier "You! Get back in there!"

Michelangelo said in high-pitched voice "You couldn't possibly hit a lady. But you know, a lady could hit you."