Aphrodite (Greek Mythology): The Goddess of love and beauty. Born from the foam of the Adriatic Sea. Who gets hella bitches. And is loved by basically any kid that takes Latin. Especially the prepubescent middle school boys. So in their books she's pretty much perfect.
Except news flash, you know that foam she was born out of? It's the castrated genitals of Uranus's bastard son. So yeah. Aphrodite was born from a man's genitals. You heard it here.
I actually feel bad for her, cause her origins are misogynistic as fuck. Also goddess of love and romance. Are you kidding me, yuck.
Aphrodite (AKA Addie): A pimply ass bitch with basically 2 friends who is insecure as fuck.
That pimply ass bitch if you hadn't already guessed is me.
I live in Alpena Michigan, on Thunder Bay of mighty Lake Michigan. Honestly I probably stem from that lake's polluted ass foam. Topped with a barely used tampon and a dead seagull.
As you can tell from that statement, I despise my life. I wish I didn't have pimples, I wish I could talk without my voice quivering, and I wish I was popular.
This is the story of my Junior year at Thunder Bay High. From capital L Loser Addie to Almighty Aphrodite.
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Almighty Aphrodite
Ficción GeneralImagine Aphrodite but the complete opposite. That's Addie of Thunderbay High. She's a pimply ass bitch with 2 friends who desperately craves popularity. Follow along with her junior year as she transforms from capital L Loser Addie to Almighty Aphr...
